So...About The Woman Who Got In Noah's Face Last Night In Miami

[Stress Welker]

You would think something like this would be surprising to me, but it isn’t. One look at this woman and you can totally see her being a black widow, coke sniffing, cheating alcoholic.

According to this 2008 story in New York Magazine that is exactly what Filomena Tobias is. She is the widow of hedge funder Seth Tobias, who died under some suspicious circumstances back in the day.

Filomena also known as Phyllis has a history of marrying wealthy men and either getting divorce or is this case widowed. Here are the details and no this wasn’t the plot of the Scarface sequel.

Let’s start with how Seth died after a night out drinking with friends.

At 8:08 p.m., Tobias texted Borgerson to let him know he’d gotten home safely. Seth and Phyllis had dinner together and then, according to Phyllis, tried to have sex in the pool. They eventually gave up, Phyllis says. Seth was too drunk.

Phyllis went inside and began her nighttime beauty regimen. After a shower, she walked downstairs and squinted through the gloaming. She thought she caught a glimpse of Seth swimming naked in the pool. Then she went back upstairs and got ready for bed. But shortly after midnight, Phyllis called Brett Borgerson’s wife and left a voice-mail that said, “Please call me back, Seth is acting weird. I don’t know if he’s passed out.”

About half an hour later, she called 911. “I don’t know if my husband has passed out or what.” Her accent was thick, New Jersey. The dispatcher asked if her husband was breathing. “I don’t know, he’s turned over!” Phyllis screamed. “Please just send me somebody. He’s outside [in] the pool.” She could then be heard shouting at her floating husband, “Seth, don’t play with me.”

About fifteen minutes later, a Jupiter Police Department squad car arrived, and two officers shone their flashlights into the pool. The lights eventually settled on Phyllis. She was holding Seth in the shallow end. Paramedics arrived and began CPR. Geysers of water shot out of Seth’s lungs; rigor mortis had already set in. At 1:08 a.m., Seth Tobias was pronounced dead. He was 44.

Straight out of a Discovery ID Deadly Women episode, but it gets better.

Seth and Phyllis led an interesting life.

Before Seth Tobias wound up dead in his pool; before the accusations surfaced that his wife was a thrice-divorced pill-popper and cocaine user who drugged Seth and killed him for his money; before the claims that Seth had led a secret life in which he drank too much, snorted a boatload of coke, and liked to pick up male hustlers and strippers, including one named Tiger; before Seth’s brothers filed suit in Palm Beach to block Phyllis from getting her hands on Seth’s estimated $25 million estate; and certainly before I found myself face-to-face with the main source of all the dirt—a 300-pound gay con man and Internet psychic with a long criminal history named Billy Ash who claims to have been the couple’s personal assistant and may well have fabricated all or part of his claims regarding Seth and Phyllis because he’s a proven liar and self-serving attention seeker …

Before all of that, Seth Tobias was known to the world, to the extent he was known at all, as an upright cable-TV talking head and multimillionaire hedge-fund manager. But that’s getting ahead of the story. Let’s just start at the beginning.

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2...er-probably-murdered-her-millionaire-husband/

 

[theoretic]

DAT 'TAL!!

 

[iceberg_is_on_fire]

Plays Master P - Killer p*ssy

 

[King Poetic]

That b!tch got exposed to the world now.. last heat game she'll attend.. time to move to another city

 

[beenz]

That b!tch got exposed to the world now.. last heat game she'll attend.. time to move to another city

good on her.

 

[PortCityProphet]

And we should give a shyt cause?

 

[Melt_Man]

Hope that c*nt gets hit by a bus

 

[Goatpoacher]

That kind of behavior is disgusting. Heat should ban her from their building.

 

[Constellations]

I, for one, applaud this behavior

Not like she poured a beer on him or anything (im lookin at you boston )

 

[kingofnyc]

bytches aint shyt but hoes & tricks... dr dre

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

Dat 'Tal is a legit source now?? Remember he was in my fantasy football league I managed

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

I'd fukk her

 

[...and some waffle fries]

So...About the Black Security Guard Noah walked past Last Night in Miami

That's actually Delonte West's uncle. It gets better...


Ole General Hospital, Days of Our Lives, Young and the Restless azz nicca. Gtfoh.

 

[PortCityProphet]

So...About the Black Security Guard Noah walked past Last Night in Miami

That's actually Delonte West's uncle. It gets better...


Ole General Hospital, Days of Our Lives, Young and the Restless azz nicca. Gtfoh.

Yo that nikka got that "I can't wait to clock out this bytch. Got me standing on my feet all damn game listening to these rich muafukkas complain about a game. I got real problems nikka" face.

 

[USSInsiders]

Heat games are hilarious, only people in those seats are rich cacs. Same people who the closest they get to a black person is the guy selling water on Biscayne Boulevard or the ushers, their voice cracks, and then they got the nerve to scream in the face of these guys.