So...anyone here ever got a massage or a couples massage?

[666 ReVeNGe 666]

My life partner and I are getting massages this weekend and my lover tells me to stop being nervous.

What if I get hard while the masseuse is performing the massage?

I dont wanna get naked...Do they wear gloves, I don't want no dirty hands touching me.
Should I shave all my hair?
Will they judge my body?
Will they notice my Nicki Minaj-esque lower half?

I need answers

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

Life Partner?





You still good in my book.


Request a deep tissue massage. I guarantee you won't get hard off of that.

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

And you can keep your boxer briefs on if you want. They won't judge you

 

[315]

I need a nuru massage

 

[WaveGang]

I did with my ex in Paris. I was moaning and groaning on purpose and she looked up thinking I was getting head

 

[666 ReVeNGe 666]

Life Partner?





You still good in my book.


Request a deep tissue massage. I guarantee you won't get hard off of that.

It' a Swedish massage

 

[666 ReVeNGe 666]

And you can keep your boxer briefs on if you want. They won't judge you

They see all kinds of bodies everyday...im sure it's nothing to them

 

[Rawtid]

Massages feel absolutely amazing. A 60 or 90 minute deep tissue is money. I’ve only had two but I remember them like yesterday. I was drooling and everything.

 

[4-Rin]

The only massages I've had were the ones that ended happy...are we supposed to get naked for massages?

Serious question, I don't know if I was supposed to keep my clothes on

 

[TripleAgent]

Me and the wife had a couples massage. shyt was on point. German lady. Had us both feeling good. Had a shower with sugar based body scrubs beforehand. Left like . Need to go back. Excellent stress reliever when the masseuse is good.

 

[intruder]

I once got hard during a massage.

I had hurt my back and just needed a deep tissue massage to relax the muscles. THe place was recommended to me by the valet guys at the hotel. When the masseuse flipped me over she noticed I was hard and didnt say a word. THen at the end she gave my dikk a few strokes. Like more than 5 but probably less than 12.
I froze as i so didnt expect it
Then she was like "finished" and walked out the room. I got up, got dressed and left. I told my girlfriend at the time about later on (she waited in the car while on the phone for work) and she was pissed. SHe told her mom about it and her mom was saying she should go back and kick the masseuse's ass

Note: THis happened in Costa Rica when i was working there.

 

[intruder]

But i have also gotten a couples massage before and it was cool. Didnt get a hard at the time.

 

[bucks3115]

everytime i go for massage
i get hard
after i go get a special treatment