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I was out at "endure a waterboarding"

You won't see a guy in a werewolf mask stabbing a rubber baby or anything like that, but you will see lots of nudity and simulated rape.
Nah. i'm good. this just sounds like one of those crazy white people adventures that i shouldn't fukks with, like rockclimbing or hiking, or watching your wife get fukked by another man.