So this is trending on reddit:
"Oh god reddit I wanna die. Die die die die die
I'm as self conscious as they come and my vagina is ugly enough but whatever my BF goes down on me anyway. And when he does, he like REALLY GOES IN and like buries his nose and tongue and oh god...
I had a stomachache most of the day from eating at Moes for lunch but I took tums and thought I was okay. We got down to it and he was like IN THERE and I was getting all into it and I must've gotten too excited or let go or something because I shyt. ON THE BED, and because his face was buried down there, he got splatter.
He immediately jumped up and ran to the bathroom and I heard him throw up for what felt like an eternity while I'm just laying there crying. He tried making me feel better later and said it's no big deal but I wanna die. The worst part was while he was throwing up I had to knock on the door and asked if he was done because I had to finish shytting.
I've never so much as FART in front of him before. Why me!!?!?!
Edit: he and I have only been dating for one month ish...How serious is this??? Will he break up with me??
Please tell me I'm not alone, please"
Is this relationship over? Or would you stick around?
direct link:
http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/1wrtq0/i_sht_on_his_face_on_his_face/
"Oh god reddit I wanna die. Die die die die die
I'm as self conscious as they come and my vagina is ugly enough but whatever my BF goes down on me anyway. And when he does, he like REALLY GOES IN and like buries his nose and tongue and oh god...
I had a stomachache most of the day from eating at Moes for lunch but I took tums and thought I was okay. We got down to it and he was like IN THERE and I was getting all into it and I must've gotten too excited or let go or something because I shyt. ON THE BED, and because his face was buried down there, he got splatter.
He immediately jumped up and ran to the bathroom and I heard him throw up for what felt like an eternity while I'm just laying there crying. He tried making me feel better later and said it's no big deal but I wanna die. The worst part was while he was throwing up I had to knock on the door and asked if he was done because I had to finish shytting.
I've never so much as FART in front of him before. Why me!!?!?!
Edit: he and I have only been dating for one month ish...How serious is this??? Will he break up with me??
Please tell me I'm not alone, please"
Is this relationship over? Or would you stick around?
direct link:
http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/1wrtq0/i_sht_on_his_face_on_his_face/
