So how many of you have broke a LIMB
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Never. Shout out to God for not giving me bytch bones 
When I was like 9, my dad took me and my moms to a flea market. He found a wooden go-kart, looking back not even sure it was a legit go-kart, there was not even a legit steering wheel, just a piece of 2x4, no seatbelts and low-key 5 minute make-shift brakes :fpb: So he thought, this looks awesome, you want it? I was like looks kinda fukked up, but fukk it why not 
My moms looked at him like 
He drove us around town for like a hour til he found a hill near the mountains, the whole time my moms is threatening my dad if anything happens to me and he is just telling her no worries. He got this :fpb:
Okay so here is the set up, on the right side of this sidewalk is a 4 car lane with mild traffic. On the left side, was a 50ft drop off into some rich ass white peoples backyards and the lowest point of the hill was like 20 foot drop. It was embankment with pillars that stick up like a food above the ground and shyt but no railings or anything to block off the embankment. At the bottom of the hill was an actual intersection that was always busy cause the street was
So my dad drops off the go-kart and my moms at the top and found somewhere down the hill to park. So I get on and do a couple runs, before I hit the intersection. I was like yeah im done, but my pops was like one more time.
So I was like iight
So I go down the hill everything is going fine, until i start approaching the intersection.
I start pressing the break and the brakes give out.
So im like I got 2 options, try my luck against traffic and cars, but the cars may not be stopped and ill be dead or try to hit one of the pillars on the left side and hope that it stops me and I can survive..
So i took my chance against a pillar cause i thought i can hit the pillar at the right angle and it'll stop me. So the next pillar I saw I took my chance hoping it would stop me.
I hit the pillar dead on the center of the go-kart and instead of stopping shyt launched me like a fukking ramp.
So im launching off, no helment, pads, no seat belt nothing, but fukking 100 pounds of wood, me and a prosthetic leg.
All free-falling, so I close my eyes and wait for impact. I ended up in some old white ladies backyard, sounded like something stuffed a dead body in a box and threw it off a cliff. There are pieces of wood everywhere and im lying on top of a pile wood with a fukking 2x4 imprint across my face and my arm stuck under some wood.
My parents are running down the hill screaming and the ladies backyard I ended up in, 10 minutes later looked out and saw some mexican with some wood all scattered in her backyard and decided ran outside with a fukking glass of water. Asking if im alright and If I need water. My mom looked at her with that evil look women give, They ended up taking me to the hospital and I broke my wrist.
My moms looked at him like He drove us around town for like a hour til he found a hill near the mountains, the whole time my moms is threatening my dad if anything happens to me and he is just telling her no worries. He got this :fpb:
Okay so here is the set up, on the right side of this sidewalk is a 4 car lane with mild traffic. On the left side, was a 50ft drop off into some rich ass white peoples backyards and the lowest point of the hill was like 20 foot drop. It was embankment with pillars that stick up like a food above the ground and shyt but no railings or anything to block off the embankment. At the bottom of the hill was an actual intersection that was always busy cause the street was
So my dad drops off the go-kart and my moms at the top and found somewhere down the hill to park. So I get on and do a couple runs, before I hit the intersection. I was like yeah im done, but my pops was like one more time.
So I was like iight
So I go down the hill everything is going fine, until i start approaching the intersection.
I start pressing the break and the brakes give out.
So im like I got 2 options, try my luck against traffic and cars, but the cars may not be stopped and ill be dead or try to hit one of the pillars on the left side and hope that it stops me and I can survive..
So i took my chance against a pillar cause i thought i can hit the pillar at the right angle and it'll stop me. So the next pillar I saw I took my chance hoping it would stop me.
I hit the pillar dead on the center of the go-kart and instead of stopping shyt launched me like a fukking ramp.
So im launching off, no helment, pads, no seat belt nothing, but fukking 100 pounds of wood, me and a prosthetic leg.
All free-falling, so I close my eyes and wait for impact. I ended up in some old white ladies backyard, sounded like something stuffed a dead body in a box and threw it off a cliff. There are pieces of wood everywhere and im lying on top of a pile wood with a fukking 2x4 imprint across my face and my arm stuck under some wood.
My parents are running down the hill screaming and the ladies backyard I ended up in, 10 minutes later looked out and saw some mexican with some wood all scattered in her backyard and decided ran outside with a fukking glass of water. Asking if im alright and If I need water. My mom looked at her with that evil look women give, They ended up taking me to the hospital and I broke my wrist.
CinnaSlim
Queen of Swords
My left arm, I have a long scar on my elbow from surgery. It's also shaped different then my other elbow, kinda like it's chipped.
QuintessentialBM
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Add me to the club of broken limbs.... My athletic career deams were permanently derailed during the last week of football season during my freshman year. It was during a modified version of the OKLAHOMA drill. Long story short, I was running the ball, did a Barry Sanders pause and my boy tackled me, driving me backwards while my left ankle was buckled underneath me.
Compound fracture.... My ankle is completely made of metal now.
(Note: I'm a endomorph with small ankles)
Compound fracture.... My ankle is completely made of metal now.
(Note: I'm a endomorph with small ankles)