So how many years in jail you doing brehs

[Akae Beka]

sounding like a skit on a Total album

 

[ATownD19]

sounding like a skit on a Total album

 

[Wildin]

None. shyt would be an episode of Luther.


I'd probably get killed by Idris Elba

 

[UberEatsDriver]

Women do this all the time because in their eyes it’s about hitting you where it hurts the most aka your pockets. They also take advantage of the fact that you can’t hit them.

But men are too busy being “MEN”.

If that was me I’m calling the cops and I’m suing her for damages.

I’ll also get the cops to harass her incase she tries to get me street justice because of my actions towards her.

Crazy how women are teaching other women how to handle their business but men on the other hand are still following this ancient rule that they are men so they should be men and keep it moving when a bytch wrecks their home and vehicles


Hahahhaa not me!

 

[Cat piss martini]

hands big angie the strap to
rub across her head and be at the
hospital with tears in my eyes in case
detectives got questions for me to answer.

detective: so there is a vid of her destroying your home
me: she's very volatile but you dont turn your back on loved ones.
detective: why didnt you file a police report?
me: sandra bland
detective:
me: i think that she's bi-polar.
detective: so she's violent on the regular
me: some days i wake up with knives to my throat...(off the record)
detective: any idea who could have done this
me: ive told her that people in the streets dont love her....so
detective: i've bothered you enough sir......good luck breh
me: thanks man.
detective: between you and me......you should leave her.
me: i'm a romantic.
detective: take my card....you may need me.

*detective leaves room*
me: yeah bytch that jaw is wired good.....and it aint over hoe
her:

 

[Neil Tyson]

If you came home to find this

https://www.2raw4tv.com/video/picture/aaaa4ay54ay5yeyga0WR4ZVvTmv3l.mp4

Life.