So I fell flat on my face today...

[Roberto Dinero]

I was crossing the road real quick and my shoes were untied. I got to the other side and my shoe kinda came off and I fell flat on my face. Luckily I didn't really hurt myself and didn't feel much pain but the sh!t was embarrassing. Got a few bruises on my hands and knees but I'm good.

A bunch of people saw it. I was surprised to see nobody laugh, if I had witnessed that sh!t myself I woulda laughed my ass off. Some woman that didn't see me fall but just saw me lying face up on the street for a moment had the look on her face

 

[Shogun]

 

[DallasTxRep]

 

[PaperEnterprise]

For them we will laugh at you

 

[Shady_Kent]

you clumsy fukk im too cool to fall

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Man that shyt is embarrassing

I once tried to hop over something in highschool tryna be cool in a crowded hallway during break and my leg got caught.... I spun in the air and landed on my face and arm. Everyone was out there like wtf just happened. The girl I was macking on said all.she saw was my legs flailing in the air

I got up quick as fukk and took off before anyone said anything and went to class with my arm scratched up... skin peeling.

I was lucky my homies were far behind or they would have made the scene worse by laughing like hyenas

 

[Poppa_Dock]

the worst is slipping on ice in teh winter

ur startled, embarrassed and can't even get a grip to stand back on your feet
*drags self to grassed areas so i can get a grip on something*

i never outright fall in the summer though im always doing that slight tweak of my ankle though

that quick tweak where u act like nothing happened and u hide the limp

 

[Golayitdown]

the worst is slipping on ice in teh winter

ur startled, embarrassed and can't even get a grip to stand back on your feet
*drags self to grassed areas so i can get a grip on something*

i never outright fall in the summer though im always doing that slight tweak of my ankle though

that quick tweak where u act like nothing happened and u hide the limp

Did that shyt one winter trying to get something to eat.... got outta the car and I was like then I caught myself and was like

 

[PortCityProphet]

yall ever slipped in mud?

freshman year of high school two groups started fighting and it rained the day before so it was muddy. while they were fighting i wanted to run and get a better look. i took off and slid bout a good 5 ft and fell in the mud. whole left side covered in mud. luckily nobody saw. when i went to class this girl asked me what happened i said somebody who was fighting bumped into me.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

In the winter when those metal man hole covers are hidden under a layer of snow I always see people bust their asses slipping on.those... u can't really see em but as soon as u step on one your skating lol

I tried to cross a frozen football field on my way to school once cuz I didn't wanna take the long way. I bust my ass about 5 times before I got across that thang.

 

[havoc00]

when I was a freshman in HS I was walking and fell on ice it was when school was getting out everyone saw. I got up mad fast and fell again

 

[The Jewnited States]

doing this shyt on ice is the worst

 

[YaBoy]

sophomore year at high school basketball practice, we were doing dribbling drills and i lost the ball and it rolled to the other side of the gym (this part had just been mopped but nobody fukkIN told me) so i jog over to get it thinking its all good and i slip so hard my feet are above my shoulders and i slam my head on the floor. i got up and picked up the ball and tried to act like it didnt happen. then i run back to the group and fall the same exact way. my team wasnt laughing so i figured no one saw, but then i look to left and see this group of girls laughing likes its the funniest shyt in the world

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

shyt happens, I'm clumsy as fukk so I can't talk shyt. One day me and my cousins was playing football at my Grandma house late one summer night. I guess I'm the only nikka that forgot about the big ass oak tree cause I ran full speed into the middle of it My fam didn't make it no better since they was laughing at a nikka while I had a bloody face

 

[lachreyatarbabypits]

I was crossing the road real quick and my shoes were untied. I got to the other side and my shoe kinda came off and I fell flat on my face. Luckily I didn't really hurt myself and didn't feel much pain but the sh!t was embarrassing. Got a few bruises on my hands and knees but I'm good.

A bunch of people saw it. I was surprised to see nobody laugh, if I had witnessed that sh!t myself I woulda laughed my ass off. Some woman that didn't see me fall but just saw me lying face up on the street for a moment had the look on her face

Noone laughs when people fall. That shyt is lame as hell. I remember a dude fell on the subway flat on his face and one girl laughed. Everyone was concerned because he didnt get up and she looked like a callous c*nt.