stealthbomber
cruising at 30,000
fukk the police first and foremost. stupid ass cops need to get a fukking life and look for real criminals.
1st encounter
so im walking outta my house for class this morning and put my backpack in my car. i forgot my jacket so i gotta go back in. as im walking up the steps i see a cop car roll by kinda slow. i dont think much of it and get my jacket come back out and its still going slow a few houses down. i get in my car and it pulls a u and pulls me over not a few hundred feet from my house. for what infraction? the top bulb in my left tail light is out
he sees my liscence and that my house is in sight of where i was pulled over and lets me go pretty quick on some "
dont sue me for racial profiling" bull shyt. im like 
fukking cops and go on with my day...
2nd pull over and ticket
so im done with class and leaving the parking lot. im just getting out of the school and theres speed bumps on the street just outside of the lot. i go over the last bump with only one tire, the other on the other side of the street. 5 seconds later... *flashing lights*
AGAIN?!
cop walks up
do you know why i pulled you over.
me- nah
cop- you were driving on the wrong side of the road
me-
u mean when i was going over the speed bump
cop- yeah, you crossed the double lines, thats illegal
me- ::notthisagain: ok
cop- i need your license, proof of insurance, and registration.
me- *hands over*
cop walks back and comes back like 5 minutes later saying my proof of insurance is a few months expired (i literally have the new one right next to me on my desk)
so now i gotta fukking court date next month cuz i went half way over a fukking speed bump after getting racially profiled this morning.
i gotta get the fukk outta the suburbs
1st encounter
so im walking outta my house for class this morning and put my backpack in my car. i forgot my jacket so i gotta go back in. as im walking up the steps i see a cop car roll by kinda slow. i dont think much of it and get my jacket come back out and its still going slow a few houses down. i get in my car and it pulls a u and pulls me over not a few hundred feet from my house. for what infraction? the top bulb in my left tail light is out
he sees my liscence and that my house is in sight of where i was pulled over and lets me go pretty quick on some " dont sue me for racial profiling" bull shyt. im like fukking cops and go on with my day...2nd pull over and ticket
so im done with class and leaving the parking lot. im just getting out of the school and theres speed bumps on the street just outside of the lot. i go over the last bump with only one tire, the other on the other side of the street. 5 seconds later... *flashing lights*
AGAIN?!cop walks up
do you know why i pulled you over.me- nah
cop- you were driving on the wrong side of the road
me-
u mean when i was going over the speed bumpcop- yeah, you crossed the double lines, thats illegal
me- ::notthisagain: ok
cop- i need your license, proof of insurance, and registration.
me- *hands over*
cop walks back and comes back like 5 minutes later saying my proof of insurance is a few months expired (i literally have the new one right next to me on my desk)
so now i gotta fukking court date next month cuz i went half way over a fukking speed bump after getting racially profiled this morning.
i gotta get the fukk outta the suburbs
. nikka i wanted to go to the police station and chris dorner every fukkin pig there. Keep ya head up breh
. Traffic was going around 75 80 and the pig pulled me over initially for my "tints". 