So I have a work party tonight at my fairly new job

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

I don't know how I feel about this.

Guess it's more sucking up to do to my bosses so when I do something wrong I can get a pass

 

[Remote]

Free food.
Free drinks.
Flirt with coworkers.
Enjoy, friend.

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

Free food.
Free drinks.
Flirt with coworkers.
Enjoy, friend.

Yeah. Sounds good. Just don't need any sexual harassment cases

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

I'm def. going to need some drinks before this. starting now. it starts in an hour and a half

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

Just chill and be even Steven with everybody

 

[FAH1223]

Enjoy breh, free food after work is a bet

 

[No_bammer_weed]

If you cant handle your liq....DO NOT DRINK

 

[DrX]

I'm def. going to need some drinks before this. starting now. it starts in an hour and a half

yeah alright

 

[BlackBieber]

most important thing is spend more time with the white folks than the other black ppl, if there any

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

If you cant handle your liq....DO NOT DRINK

great advice, my boy recently almost made an ass out of himself at a company party. Thank God everyone was drunk.

 

[big bun]

at this being an issue.

Be socially akward, brehs.

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

spike the drinks,make a good impression

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

most important thing is spend more time with the white folks than the other black ppl, if there any

a few black folk

spent time with the guys I work with everyday. we were laughing up a storm the last 2 hours.

 

[ugksam]

bring a container of crushed up xanax and put some in your coworkers drinks, they'll get sloppy drunk and you can just stand there being like "damn, he got THIS wasted? at a company party? "

 

[Michael's Black Son]

If you cant handle your liq....DO NOT DRINK

this. or dont even drink at all. get 1 bottle of light beer and hold that shyt all night. meanwhile, do all the surveillance work you can on those around you.