So I met a woman on craigslist last night

[john goodman]

wow...did you take pics/vids?

na

 

[john goodman]

next i wanna respond to these ads where husbands offer their wives up to guys with big dikks

that sounds fun, i wanna bang some poor sap's wife and talk shyt to him while i do it

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

if u aint doo doo on her and the sprinkle lucky charms over it you aint doing shyt

 

[john goodman]

i just added her on linkedin .... haha that should freak her out monday morning

 

[Still Benefited]

Nah any chick that desperate got a disease,and figures if u postin ads on craigslist she thinkin u so desperate even with her disease she doin u a favor....how much she pay you though