So i think i got someone in trouble yesterday

intruder

SOHH Class of 2003 and CASUAL sports fan
Supporter
Joined
May 4, 2012
Messages
30,473
Reputation
4,515
Daps
58,203
Reppin
Love
So I'm at my cousin's (they are more like second cousins and much older) house yesterday BBQing and chilling when she calls me over to introduce me to her brother in-law's wife.

  • Cousin - Hey this is family so you gotta meet these people
  • Lady - Hey nice to meet you. I was wondering who the handsome gentleman was. So you're family
  • Me - Hi
  • Cousin - This is Joes wife
  • Me - Joe? (i didn't know dude under that name.. we always called him Jay)
  • Cousin - Yes Pat's brother
  • Ohhhhh Jay?
  • Lady - yes, Jay
Then i recall Jay introducing me to his "wife" at Carnival. I was drunk as fukk that day so maybe thats why i didn't remember her face

  • Me - ohhhhh..... ok. Nice to meet you. Wait.. We've met before, tho
  • Lady - We have?
  • Me - Yes, Joe introduced you to me when i ran into you guys at the Caribbean Carnival 2 years ago
  • Lady - Really? I haven't been to Carnival in 5 or 6 years
  • Me - :usure:
  • Cousin - I gotta go take these plantains out the fryer to make bannann peze (aka to stones):sas2: :ufdup:
  • Lady - I don't know maybe my memory aint right
  • Joe - What up what up what up
  • Me - *walks away*

I hope it was her that I met. If this moro introduced me to some side chick as his wife while I'm all drunk :ufdup:

So Dear man-law committee, Please let me keep my card as I don't believe i committed a sin here.
 
Last edited:

Detroit Wave

Veteran
Joined
Feb 9, 2014
Messages
23,637
Reputation
8,246
Daps
98,529
Reppin
The D
Dude is a fakkit for telling u that while u were drunk :manny:

He deserves whatever happens :manny:
 
Last edited:

intruder

SOHH Class of 2003 and CASUAL sports fan
Supporter
Joined
May 4, 2012
Messages
30,473
Reputation
4,515
Daps
58,203
Reppin
Love
I'm confused.
Re-tell the story in Kennedys'.:patrice:
I know English is my second language but I think I did a decent job telling it if all but one person (you) isn't getting it. Either read it over or pinpoint the part that's confusing you.
 

skeetsinternal

I never see my nut
Supporter
Joined
May 2, 2012
Messages
33,613
Reputation
9,239
Daps
90,928
Reppin
Cervixes
Your cousin fukked up. You need to inform the team on the plays but you on the other hand gave up vital information based off the conversation you posted. Dont ever tell time, days, names, or state gender.
 

Malcolmxxx_23

Let's go panthers
Supporter
Joined
May 1, 2012
Messages
108,526
Reputation
-13,962
Daps
329,609
So I'm at my cousin's (they are more like second cousins and much older) house yesterday BBQing and chilling when she calls me over to introduce me to her brother in-law's wife.

  • Cousin - Hey this is family so you gotta meet these people
  • Lady - Hey nice to meet you. I was wondering who the handsome gentleman was. So you're family
  • Me - Hi
  • Cousin - This is Joes wife
  • Me - Joe? (i didn't know dude under that name.. we always called him Jay)
  • Cousin - Yes Pat's brother
  • Ohhhhh Jay?
  • Lady - yes, Jay
Then i recall Jay introducing me to his "wife" at Carnival. I was drunk as fukk that day so maybe thats why i didn't remember her face

  • Me - ohhhhh..... ok. Nice to meet you. Wait.. We've met before, tho
  • Lady - We have?
  • Me - Yes, Joe introduced you to me when i ran into you guys at the Caribbean Carnival 2 years ago
  • Lady - Really? I haven't been to Carnival in 5 or 6 years
  • Me - :usure:
  • Cousin - I gotta go take these plantains out the fryer to make bannann peze (aka to stones):sas2: :ufdup:
  • Lady - I don't know maybe my memory aint right
  • Joe - What up what up what up
  • Me - *walks away*

I hope it was her that I met. If this moro introduced me to some side chick as his wife while I'm all drunk :ufdup:

So Dear man-law committee, Please let me keep my card as I don't believe i committed a sin here.
Why would you even bring that up

You broke the man code unwritten rule

Just intro and keep it moving

Fukking idiot
 

Poh SIti Dawn

Staying Positive, Getting Better Everyday. Holler!
Joined
Feb 8, 2013
Messages
13,827
Reputation
-2,866
Daps
17,252
Reppin
NULL
To be fair, you didn't even need to mention that, I would of just kept it moving.
 
Top