So I'm at my cousin's (they are more like second cousins and much older) house yesterday BBQing and chilling when she calls me over to introduce me to her brother in-law's wife.
I hope it was her that I met. If this moro introduced me to some side chick as his wife while I'm all drunk
So Dear man-law committee, Please let me keep my card as I don't believe i committed a sin here.
- Cousin - Hey this is family so you gotta meet these people
- Lady - Hey nice to meet you. I was wondering who the handsome gentleman was. So you're family
- Me - Hi
- Cousin - This is Joes wife
- Me - Joe? (i didn't know dude under that name.. we always called him Jay)
- Cousin - Yes Pat's brother
- Ohhhhh Jay?
- Lady - yes, Jay
- Me - ohhhhh..... ok. Nice to meet you. Wait.. We've met before, tho
- Lady - We have?
- Me - Yes, Joe introduced you to me when i ran into you guys at the Caribbean Carnival 2 years ago
- Lady - Really? I haven't been to Carnival in 5 or 6 years
- Me -

- Cousin - I gotta go take these plantains out the fryer to make bannann peze (aka to stones)

- Lady - I don't know maybe my memory aint right
- Joe - What up what up what up
- Me - *walks away*
I hope it was her that I met. If this moro introduced me to some side chick as his wife while I'm all drunk

So Dear man-law committee, Please let me keep my card as I don't believe i committed a sin here.
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at you. not him.