So I took this BYTCH on a date last night( yes I mean BYTCH).

[Colin X]

fukk this bytch on GOD breh



First thing she did was tell me "I'm ordering the most expensive thing on the menu". We joke a lot so I thought she was joking.... THIS bytch REALLY ORDERED THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING ON THE fukkIN MENU




Then when she started eating bytch started talkin shyt bout my car. bytch I got a 2013 Wrangler all blacked out fukk outta here


IT MIGHT NOT BE GREAT BUT ITS GOOD ENOUGH TO GET THAT p*ssy IN THE BACKSEAT




While we eatin this bytch stay on her damn phone, like 95% of the time she was on IG or Pinterest



When we leave this bytch STILL TALKIN shyt ABOUT MY DAMN CAR



She tryna play fukkin Young Thug and shyt with my aux cord. I told this bytch only thing I listen to while driving is classic rock




Oh yeah, bytch CHEW WITH HER fukkIN MOUTH OPEN bytch YOU ALMOST 20 GROW UP






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Spoiler

I still wanna fukk this bytch skeleton out her body

 

[camer999]

What exactly she say about your car?

 

[Kwéyòl]

damn she finessed your ass and told you she was gonna do it too




sounds like @Giselle

"im buying the most expensive thing on the menu lol"

 

[Indiglow Meta (R$G)]

You're corny and this is a fake bait story.

 

[CinnamonTequila]

Of course you do...

 

[Colin X]

What exactly she say about your car?

She called my shyt old, small, lame.



Wranglers are breh.

 

[Colin X]

You're corny and this is a fake bait story.

Nah, I'm just not one of these lame coli nikkas that bytches don't even wanna talk to




Believe what you want, but I did not lie.

 

[TheFemalePerspective]

Why did you stay and allow her to disrespect you like that? I'm starting to think more and more men are adopting beta characteristics.

You should've been the MAN and told her to leave the table while she was still chewing her food. IF she refused, you should've left instead and let her deal with the bill.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

She called my shyt old, small, lame.



Wranglers are breh.

And you didn't make her walk home


Now you're never getting the p*ssy my nikka. bytch is just gonna parasite off you and lead you on, squat at your crib, eat on your dime, etc.

 

[Kwéyòl]

She called my shyt old, small, lame.



Wranglers are breh.

i want one of these

 

[Ineedmoney504]

fukk this bytch on GOD breh



First thing she did was tell me "I'm ordering the most expensive thing on the menu". We joke a lot so I thought she was joking.... THIS bytch REALLY ORDERED THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING ON THE fukkIN MENU




Then when she started eating bytch started talkin shyt bout my car. bytch I got a 2013 Wrangler all blacked out fukk outta here


IT MIGHT NOT BE GREAT BUT ITS GOOD ENOUGH TO GET THAT p*ssy IN THE BACKSEAT




While we eatin this bytch stay on her damn phone, like 95% of the time she was on IG or Pinterest



When we leave this bytch STILL TALKIN shyt ABOUT MY DAMN CAR



She tryna play fukkin Young Thug and shyt with my aux cord. I told this bytch only thing I listen to while driving is classic rock




Oh yeah, bytch CHEW WITH HER fukkIN MOUTH OPEN bytch YOU ALMOST 20 GROW UP






l

Spoiler

I still wanna fukk this bytch skeleton out her body

U a cornball bruh, u not built for them type of hoes, u need one of them punk rock, black girls that settle for dirty ass cacs. The type u looking for u never gon get cause u ain't built for them

Clown said he only listen to classic rock, by her telling u she would order the most expensive thing and doing it, she just told u that u was never getting the p*ssy. She played u like a clown for a free meal

Hate it had to be u, cut your losses homie

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

Okay it was a bad date. If you see her again, it's your fault.

 

[Freedman]

Chicken wings and fries we don't go on dates

 

[Cowboyz89]

I would have asked for a separate check the minute she actually ordered the most expensive thing on the menu. Would have possibly asked for a separate table if one was available without a wait

 

[desjardins]

This is a scenario where you pretend to go to the bathroom and dip on a bytch. Leaving her stranded and stuck with the bill
Ordering the most expensive thing on the menu just because is disrespectful enough, but the phone shyt and the insults would have been the cherry on top for me