So I was cracking jokes on this dude with Cerebral Palsy last night...

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I have a casual acquaintance that has CP. I saw homie last night with a new cut so I jokingly asked if he cut his own hair. He said nah, it was his dad that hooked him up. So I said "Yo...ur dad's barber skill are crazy retarded, mane!". He was like "fukk you!".

Then we shook hands as best we could. Any of y'all have disabled nikkas that you crack jokes on?
 

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i know this dude from childhood with cp. he made up the funniest story when we were like 9 about why he walks funny amd cant play sports good. he said that one of our friends "broke both of his legs because he was jealous about how fast he could run" :deadmanny: i swear to god he stuck woth this story for years. funniest shyt ever.
 

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One of my best friends in grammar school was blind and i helped her out a lot because at the time she didnt have textbooks in braille and i would ger her braille type writer for her to do class assignments (them things were fukking huge & heavy) sometimes i would joke that i would push her down a flight of stairs if she didnt stop talkin shyt to me.She would respond that she trip me with her cane causing me to fall down the stairs before i could make her fall. People would hear us joking and be like :dahell: but we would look at them like
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one of our friends "broke both of his legs because he was jealous about how fast he could run"

:dead: I'm crying at the thought of a kid actually doing that to his friend.

reminds me of when i was in high school and i cheated off the kid with down syndrome. his helper had all the answers to stuff and she would let me copy. i had the 2nd highest a in my biology class.
 

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One of my best friends in grammar school was blind and i helped her out a lot because at the time she didnt have textbooks in braille and i would ger her braille type writer for her to do class assignments (them things were fukking huge & heavy) sometimes i would joke that i would push her down a flight of stairs if she didnt stop talkin shyt to me.She would respond that she trip me with her cane causing me to fall down the stairs before i could make her fall. People would hear us joking and be like :dahell: but we would look at them like
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did you teach her how to eat the monkey?
 

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:dead: I'm crying at the thought of a kid actually doing that to his friend.

reminds me of when i was in high school and i cheated off the kid with down syndrome. his helper had all the answers to stuff and she would let me copy. i had the 2nd highest a in my biology class.

that same kids mom called the police on us cus we lit him up with bb guns :mjlol: we fukked with kid so much lol. hes actually a cool guy now tho.
 
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