So I went to the dikk doctor today

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First off, I said pause
Second, U rather them stick some shyt up your pee hole?

@Luck rather have that tiny hole in his penis rammed than his a$$hole which is a far larger circumference. I had a finger up my a$$hole to check my prostate about a year ago, it was bad but I would imagine the penis would be far worse. Doctor said my prostate was fine :blessed:
 

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I hestitate whether to state what I know of this procedure, accept to say when someone I know refused to have this done, his doctor, who happened to be a woman, seemed to understand all too well.

It isn't so much the procedure itself apparently, they can knock you out for that ,it is going to the toilet afterwards that is the screamer. Apparently when you think of camera, you think of a modern very thin wire going down there, but apparently it is rather thicker.... When it comes to pain doctors tend to lie or minimise, 'uncomfortable' will mean hurts like a bytch. . I had my ears syringed last year, I needed it done, Iam a big girls blouse, I asked the doctor if it would hurt, 'oh no he says, in fact some people like the warm feeling'.... well it did hurt. but once you are sat there on the seat with a nurse pumping away at your earhole, you can't exactly change your mind.

I mean if you really need it done, think that some strange perverts would pay a leather clad woman a lot of money for such thing done to them, they would volunteer for it.
 

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When my dentist gave me a shot his nurse put my head on her beasts. He had a customer for life after that. I switch off between him and my black dentist now.

Yup. My dentist black y'all. Private practice :whoo:


If dental nurses provided hand relief during dental treatment, I think people well at least men would see the dental profession in a whole new light, and not sadists.
 

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I had a uti when i was ten they shoved something up my pee hole.
I wish that pain on no one :mjcry:


I had a cac doctor who just apologized profusely before he did it. He knew my young mind had no clue what was bout to go done. :wow:

I pray for you bra


When I went for an std test, a few years ago, I got the plastic thing down my pee hole as well, I understood then why the nurse made me lean against a medical couch as she did it, because if I had just stood there I would have moved fallen over due to the pain. Apparently they allegedly don't do that anymore but then they lied to me, when they said I needed to visit the std clinic because I had had unprotected sex with a club slut before anyone wonders and it hurt when I peed.

'supportive understanding environment' they said (nasty old hag nurses, waiting room was full of tramps and prostitutes and after the tests I got a lecture from some very effeminate gay man who was HIV positive), 'painless tests'... (yeah right).
 

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First off, I said pause
Second, U rather them stick some shyt up your pee hole?
@Luck rather have that tiny hole in his penis rammed than his a$$hole which is a far larger circumference. I had a finger up my a$$hole to check my prostate about a year ago, it was bad but I would imagine the penis would be far worse. Doctor said my prostate was fine :blessed:

Yall never been tested for stds? shyt isn't that bad, the anticipation is the worst part

I can't fukk with some sausage finger ass doctor stuffin a finger up my ass. When I get to that age I'm hoping they have a different method. A nikka got hemorrhoids too so that ain't about to happen
 
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Yall never been tested for stds? shyt isn't that bad, the anticipation is the worst part

I can't with with some sausage finger ass doctor stuffin a finger up my ass. When I get to that age I'm hoping they have a different method. A nikka got hemorrhoids too so that ain't about to happen

ive done blood work for stds, they never stuck anythin in my ass or dikk
 
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