So I went to the Tommy Bahama Store

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

And I saw a shirt that cost $70
shyt, mother fukker that shirt better clean itself, put itself on me, wash my dishes, cut my grass n shyt

Then I went to a under armor store and saw shoes for like $120
shyt these shoes better make me jump 15 feet in the damn air
fukkin jump to the moon grabs some rocks and come back to earth
Better have fukking Kobe Bryant signature on the side of them

 

[FUPA]

at poor people.

 

[Fart Knocker]

shyt these shoes better make me jump 15 feet in the damn air
fukkin jump to the moon grabs some rocks and come back to earth

if you are a late 80's/early 90's baby you could actually do that

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

Shirt probably falls apart and shrinks after 3 washes

Shoes probably cost 20$ to make in a sweatshop full of b*stard children trying to get their 7$ a week

 

[Money Be Green]

if you are a late 80's/early 90's baby you could actually do that