So if your child, runs up on you and says his doll or action figure is trying to kill him....

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Wouldn't you at least toss that shyt in the trash? I mean it's one aspect of movies I hate that HONESTLY is kind of quasi believable. Because chances are you not going to be like yeah son you right, this doll is a killer, BUT, at the same time. If your 12yr old is having panic attacks because you are like "shut the fukk up" and sleep with this killer doll wouldn't you at least throw that shyt away. Especially if your child has shown ZERO signs of bipolar behavior or Autism or whatever.
 

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  1. Call exorcist
  2. Burn doll
  3. Call real estate agent to sell the house
  4. Call child psychiatrist
  5. Call adult psychiatrist for me
  6. Call prayer warrior cousins
  7. Book hotel to stay in for a few weeks
 

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Gotta sacrifice the child tbh... If you get involved with the doll, now the doll coming after you. Now both of y'all dying. It's a lose lose, but it doesn't have to be a total loss.
 
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son: pops this doll is trying to kill me:damn:
me: nikka you playing with dolls?:rudy:
son: action figure.....action figure!!:whoa:
me: sounds like fakkit shyt.:sas1:
son: I aint no fakkit:stopitslime:
me: prove it nikka.:sas2:

*hands son a rusty 38*
son: :demonic:
me: use a pillow to muffle the sound.:ld:
son: I got this pops.:birdman:
me: shovel and gasoline in the garage.:ehh:
son: word.:myman:
me: and stop fukkin with me when the game is on.:ufdup:





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