So I'm Babysitting a White Baby Right Now

[Swiggy]

My niece is in rehab, and my sister got custody. Just to give her a break on my week off, I'm gonna roll tight with lil man till tomorrow. I haven't watched a baby since my nieces and nephews were around this dude's age. He's 2 and wild as all hell.

So I put out a bunch of fruit for him, some strawberry banana yogurt in the fridge, and cheerios to snack on. It's different having this guy around, but it's coo, too. We watching some Disney channel now, but I'mma take him to McDonald's play place for lunch. Hopefully run him around enough to get him to nap.

Wonder how they gonna look at me when my big brown ass shows up with this white child

 

[the artist known az]

So that's your niece's kid? How old are you?

 

[Swiggy]

So that's your niece's kid? How old are you?

I'm an elder, breh. 33

 

[the artist known az]

I'm an elder, breh. 33

33 aint that old, but that's young as hell to be a great-uncle

 

[Ghetto Denizen]

You should use him as bait for pawgs

 

[Sane]

You're a nanny now ?

 

[godkiller]

I don't get it so you're a Latino?

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Don't leave the house wit dat child if you know what's best, Swig

 

[Money Be Green]

Turn B.E.T. on for him

 

[Swiggy]

33 aint that old, but that's young as hell to be a great-uncle

Bruh, my bloodline is black and Latino. I'm surprised it took THAT long

You should use him as bait for pawgs

I'm out of practice, but you never really forget how to use these kids to get that PAWG attention

But I think I'mma try to step up to see if I can get that one in ten thousand sista

You're a nanny now ?

Started from the bottom, but I went back for my wallet

 

[Anothergirl]

awww that's so sweet...

 

[Sane]

Bruh, my bloodline is black and Latino. I'm surprised it took THAT long



I'm out of practice, but you never really forget how to use these kids to get that PAWG attention

But I think I'mma try to step up to see if I can get that one in ten thousand sista



Started from the bottom, but I went back for my wallet

Pretty soon her friends will be dropping their kids over, asking you to look after them.

 

[Swiggy]

I don't get it so you're a Latino?

Half. My mom's had 4 full Latino children before she fukked around with my dad. My dad better than they daddy, tho

 

[Swiggy]

Pretty soon her friends will be dropping their kids over, asking you to look after them.

I didn't think that through

 

[Family Lives Matter]

I only read the title
but those cac's trying to set you up breh watch your back