So I've Been Thinking Of Copping That Backpage Stimulus Package ***Update Post #349

[Illuminatos]

My birthday was last week and I was just thinking to myself how wack it was that I was turning 21 and was still a virgin. The crazy thing is I could get p*ssy if I wanted. I'm not ugly at least I personally don't think I am. I've had girls throw it at me but I've either just been too awkward to act on it or I've been too picky and the girls weren't up to my ridiculous standards or weren't the ones I wanted at the time so I just straight up ignored them. I've just been selfish as fukk my entire life. I'm a late bloomer I guess but 2015 has been a funny year. I've really been transitioning from a dumb brat to a young adult. Finally got my first job, bank account, my own cash to spend and not having to depend on my parents. Working in Manhattan I met so many types of people, some cool ass people, lots of weirdos too . At this point I'm so behind the curve sexually I think this is the best option as far as kicking things off. A lot of people think of this as some magical moment to enjoy with that special someone and shyt but nah it's just a burden for me and it's been holding me back for a minute. I really believe doing this might be the catalyst for me finally curing myself of whatever insecurities that I might have within myself. Stuff like that is supposed to come naturally through time and growth as a person with other people you care about but I've shut myself off from people too much for that to be an option now. And I don't want to wait too long. Maybe I'm being extreme right now or maybe it's because I haven't relieved myself in a week and I'm just horny af right now or maybe it's cause I'm on or maybe it's my dougie?

Seriously though I have some extra cash laying around and I think I'ma make this happen next week.

 

[Freedman]

21 years is a long time to go without p*ssy



Edit: Also p*ssy Is powerful don't fall in love with her bro bro

 

[blackestofpanthers]

Not the only package you're gonna cop fukking around with backpage

 

[Couth]

i personally know a few backpage girls. i wouldn't have sex with them for free. They're druggies who have been ran through. And if you saw the dudes they hoe for you would be even more ashamed of yourself. No healthy young man should need to pay for p*ssy.

Do what you want. But you would be better off dropping that cash on an outfit and hitting the clubs. Don't become one of those weirdos who pays for sex because "he doesn't have time to date".

 

[Banned Account12]

Not the only package you're gonna cop fukking around with backpage

 

[marcuz]

buying hookers is for jaded older men that have been defeated in a divorce. do you really want your first time to be a paid hooker? it sets a bad precedent, imo. you'll continue to choose hookers over learning how to deal with normal women

 

[Kyle Barker]

You're heading down the wrong path breh. What have you been doing with your life so far? School?

 

[Illuminatos]

Not the only package you're gonna cop fukking around with backpage

I'ma stay strapped. I'm making sure the first time i get p*ssy won't be my last.

i personally know a few backpage girls. i wouldn't have sex with them for free. They're druggies who have been ran through. And if you saw the dudes they hoe for you would be even more ashamed of yourself. No healthy young man should need to pay for p*ssy.

Do what you want. But you would be better off dropping that cash on an outfit and hitting the clubs. Don't become one of those weirdos who pays for sex because "he doesn't have time to date".

It's just gonna be a one time thing. I got this cash laying around and instead of splurging it on bullshyt I might as well use it for something constructive. What better way to use it than on something that will help develop me as a person!

 

[marcuz]

It's just gonna be a one time thing.

i doubt it you'll begin to rationalize buying ass over wasting time/money in the dating game.

plus like @FilliBuster said, if you saw the type of dudes these chicks were fukking, you probably wouldn't want to stick your dikk in that bear trap.

 

[Illuminatos]

buying hookers is for jaded older men that have been defeated in a divorce. do you really want your first time to be a paid hooker? it sets a bad precedent, imo. you'll continue to choose hookers over learning how to deal with normal women

It's just a one time thing just to see what it's like. After this I won't ever do this again.

It's funny though, 4 years ago I would have never thought of doing something like this. I would have rather waited to do it with someone I care about but after spending so much time on this site I'm really considering this shyt.

I don't think the guys on here know how much they influence the younger people that view this site. In good ways and bad.

 

[thatdude954]

Wear a condom for everything if you go that route.

I get what you're saying but losing your virginity wont make you better at sex. Sex makes you better at sex.
Dont stress. You say you view it as just sex but you seem to have performance anxiety and relationship issues. You're gonna be the same person you were before the nut so if your issues are with females sex will not really solve it.

Your best bet is to talk to a girl at your job or wherver and go from there. Then you can experiment, improve your stroke game, find out what you like, find out what she likes. Dont let the thought of being a virgin make you insecure. Just handle yours. Hookers aint the way.

Spoiler: real chick not a backpage ho

bring extra rubbers. if you nut early, eat her out. Have fun and dont stress.

 

[marcuz]

It's just a one time thing just to see what it's like. After this I won't ever do this again.

It's funny though, 4 years ago I would have never thought of doing something like this. I would have rather waited to do it with someone I care about but after spending so much time on this site I'm really considering this shyt.

Ya'll don't know how much ya'll influence the young kids on here. In good way and bad.

check out a strip club first and see if you're still interested

 

[Illuminatos]

i doubt it you'll begin to rationalize buying ass over wasting time/money in the dating game.

plus like @FilliBuster said, if you saw the type of dudes these chicks were fukking, you probably wouldn't want to stick your dikk in that bear trap.

Nah, I'm not like that.

Unlike some dudes on here I don't just want a chick for her p*ssy I also desire her time and company.

The whole getting an escort thing is just a little sort of nudge for me to up and going. I also want to see how I measure up. Maybe I'm a beast in bed, or maybe I'm trash as fukk. I just want to know and this might be the quickest way.

 

[miranda]

rushed sex with some prostitute that is faking is not really going to cure your sexual anxiety. contrary to what you read on here, 95% of men, even if they are experienced, are not sex god's with good dykk that has women falling at their feet.
the sex story on here a so over the top

 

[Splash]

Sounds like you already made up your mind