So me, a mix breed, and a c00n got into at work today

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So I'm outside eating my lunch minding my business trying not be bothered. When this mix breed female comes over and starts talking to me. Asking me questions about my day and what I'm eating and all that. She said it smelled really good and wanted to know if I normally cooked for myself. I think this hoe was trying to finesse her way into a free meal by throwing some p*ssy at me :ehh:

That's when we look up and the office c00n staring us down mean mugging. Now you're probably wondering what makes him a c00n. Well for starters, he doesn't associate with any brothers. I tried to speak to him on plenty of occasions and he either mean mug or go the other way. I'm like damn my brotha we can't come together as some of the colored skinned folk in this building. I even gave the man a sandwich when he was looking for food. :wow: fukker ain't even repay the favor when I was hungry the other day.
Yet when the white folk at work come around I see him tap dancing and shuffling it up for them. Plus he runs with a buncha other c00ns at work. Lastly he just flat out look like a damn c00n :pacspit:

Back to today, me and the mixed breed female look up and there he is mean muggin us. Then she says "what the fukk you looking at? We got a problem?"
Then he says "hell Yea I got a problem with both your black asses. Always slacking off hanging out outside, and trying to duck the bosses. You making us look bad. Yall better shape up and be lucky these white folk let you stay around?"
I told him "you better watch your damn mouth. Don't get fukked up round here. You and your little pack of punk ass c00n friends running round here trying to kiss ass. Don't think I don't see yall on the night shift when I'm up here"
While I was talking this mixed girl started walking over there to get in ole boy face. Now I ain't no bytch or nothing but I'm not losing my job over no damn c00n, or over protecting some ratchet ass p*ssy. So I stand back while they square off.
And me being the opportunistic negro I am got a video of what transpired :youngsabo:
I'm on my phone and don't know a good uploading site for videos so somebody let me know and I'll post it in here real quick

EDIT- here the video
 
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"hell Yea I got a problem with both your black asses. Always slacking off hanging out outside, and trying to duck the bosses. You making us look bad. Yall better shape up and be lucky these white folk let you stay around?"

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fake obviously but it was entertaining somebody give him a rep for me...thanks
 
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