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So yesterday she called me over.. when i got there our kids were fast asleep, but there was a faint smell of weed. I don't really got a problem with her smoking, but we agreed to not do it around the kids... and she got a low tolerance so when she smokes she either goes straight to sleep or devours everything in the kitchen. So we got into it and this lying ass chick got the nerve to tell me she not high 
..Sounded like the mail man was knocking on the door, so I got up to go answer the door while still arguing with her, she tells me not to worry about it they'll just leave the package if no one answers. So things finally settled down.. she had on these little ass shorts that had a nikka dikk feelin some type of way 
.. long story short, she domed a nikka up real good 
and threw it back as best as she could without us waking the kids.. We cleaned up and I remembered the mail man was knocking on the door earlier, so I went to go get the package.. turned out to be a box of cookies 
..like who the fukk orders cookies? She told me Amazon got the new service called Amazon Pantry where they ship groceries out.. it's a little more expensive, but it's convenient as fukk... I finished like half the box.. she gonna have to place another order 
..Sounded like the mail man was knocking on the door, so I got up to go answer the door while still arguing with her, she tells me not to worry about it they'll just leave the package if no one answers. So things finally settled down.. she had on these little ass shorts that had a nikka dikk feelin some type of way .. long story short, she domed a nikka up real good and threw it back as best as she could without us waking the kids.. We cleaned up and I remembered the mail man was knocking on the door earlier, so I went to go get the package.. turned out to be a box of cookies ..like who the fukk orders cookies? She told me Amazon got the new service called Amazon Pantry where they ship groceries out.. it's a little more expensive, but it's convenient as fukk... I finished like half the box.. she gonna have to place another order 
