So most nikkas on the coli are 30 year old virgins

[blockburna420]

60 post in 2 days

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Virgin. Stay on the coli while ur life is passing u by brehs.
Waste ur prime years on a website full of nikkas while all these beautiful women gettin wife's up by a nikka like me

u post on here
get clowned and keep posting

and u "supposed" to be married


yet u asking for men on here to pm you


you average 30 post a day on here

 

[HabitualChiller]

Fax.

Everytime I'm about to smash a chick, she always asks me how many Coli post I have. Once I tell her... no chance

I thought it was because of those church shoes in your avi

 

[PrnzHakeem]

I've wasted all my adult life between SOHH and the Coli.

Still a virgin. But my platinum threads

 

[Dorian Breh]

I choke Dudes until they pass out when I'm ass-fukking them.

Fax.

Everytime I'm about to smash a chick, she always asks me how many Coli post I have. Once I tell her... no chance

Breh I've seen your pics.

You can get any woman u want

 

[Gold]

I thought it was because of those church shoes in your avi

You late breh, loafers and driving moccasins are poppin.


I can bag your girl off the strength of the ashyness of my ankles

 

[HabitualChiller]

You late breh, loafers and driving moccasins are poppin.


I can bag your girl off the strength of the ashyness of my ankles

What girl...

 

[Black Cobain]

I'm 18 and not ()

Don't lose your virginity to a chubby weeaboo, young/er brehs, it's not worth it

 

[Solo ✧✦✧]

People joke but there are plenty of lames that care about a post to dap ratio and being well known on this forum.

 

[Karb]

Just got married. Got my own house, I'm on the radio made $75,000 this past year, I'm good fam

Wallahi you're full of shyt

Qaxooti looking ass muhfukka.

 

[Ghpstface]

Op which thread did you get your feelings hurt in?

 

[Ghpstface]

I'm 18 and not ()

Don't lose your virginity to a chubby weeaboo, young/er brehs, it's not worth it

STORY TIME

 

[Black Cobain]

STORY TIME

This was from a music thread so pardon all these vids if you're on mobile:

Part 14: Byke like a dyke who left her skrap /

#91. O Yuki Conjugate
Repping: UK
YA: 1982-Present
Genres: Ambient

How I ruined our first time (Very NSFW)​

Maybe it's my writer's block,
Maybe it's because I have nothing to lose,
Either way, i'm writing about this.



#92. Fonica
Repping: Japan
YA: 2002-Present
Genres: Glitch, lo-fi

By early-mid 12th grade, I was confident enough to talk to girls,
Thankfully all the guys in my friend circle were either socially awkward, too smart to worry about the fairer sex or gay.
Even better, all the girls in my friend circle were huge weebs,
Tariq Nasheed would be proud, you know what I did?
Have conversations with them
(Some of y'all might benefit from this advice )



#93. Serioznii
Repping: Siberia
YA: 2011-Present
Genres: Noise, Shoegaze

But I digress,
I caught the attention of this cute

Spoiler

Hispanic

chick named Natalia and we'd meet up at her house from time to time,
We only had Music Appreciation and very occasionally lunch together, so in hindsight we were just friends with (barely any) benefits,
Until the "incident"



#94. 16-17
Repping: Switzerland
YA: 1994-2002
Genres: Jazz Punk

She'd always invite me to her house when her parents weren't home but all we'd do was make out and grope each other,
I was getting tired of this teenage stuff after three months and wanted to get to fourth base,
I made her sat on my lap and tried taking off her shirt (normally she did that)
She knew what was up and hit me with the face and told me, "Next week "



#95. Black Death
Repping: USA
YA: 1977-1984
Genres: 1st wave Heavy Metal

Next week, I was ready, and to a lesser extent, she was,
Went to her house straight after school and all,
Fast forward to the NSFW part...

Spoiler: Not Sunnah At All

She was on her back,
I tried getting a good rhythm but she kept squirming,
I stopped and asked her if she wanted me to stop,
She said no but wanted to change positions,
I pulled out and there was blood all over me,

She must've been in shock too cos all she said was,
"I swear I'm not on period, sorry, sorry, sorry..."
I honestly didn't know what to say or do after cleaning myself up so I told her it was alright (it wasn't )

After she changed her sheets and washed up we just ate ramen and watched some Samurai Champloo before her parents came home,
We became "just friends" that day too.
We still talk on Facebook

 

[Ghpstface]

This was from a music thread so pardon all these vids if you're on mobile:

Jesus

 

[bordeaux]

If they're successfull, enjoying good quality of life, more power to them.