so boom, im chillin at my homegirl and homeboy house, smokin a lil sumptin just modulating....my homeboy call me and say he just got jumped on....he just got his ass beat....so i started laughing hysterically because i already knew what it had to do with...he been goin thru it with his gf for a few months or so....they broke up but still live together, until the lease expires in like 2 weeks
well she see's him on the phone, textin, goin out every weekend n shyt, and she wants him back....and he aint budging, he said its not gunna work so...well today was her breaking point....when he told her that, she punched him in the shyt
just started attacking him...so after he pushed her off, she asked him where they still over and he said 
yes....she chuckled and walked outside....
she came back in the house with a baseball bat and started punching him again...now he grabbing the bat trying to keep her from hittin him...when he finally restrained her, as shes telling him to get his shyt and leave, he walked past her thinking she wouldnt continue to assault him...she cocked back and with a swing as pretty as ken griffey jr himself, struck my breh in the ribcage with a aluminum bat....
he said he just stood there in disbelief holding his ribs for about 30 seconds...he couldnt believe she hit him with a bat...so when he snapped out of his disbelief he went for the bat again, but she was manhandling him and had a death grip on the bat...she was dragging him as he held on the bat and she started stomping him in the face...he finally started acting like a man and was able to take the bat away from her and he threw it in the room...next she reached from the iron and tried to strike him with it...he kept blocking her attempts and roughing her up at the same time...when he restrained her and got the iron, she went in the room and grabbed mr bat again...she started pulling all his clothes out the closet, she smashed a lamp shade with the bat, she took his phone charger, cut it in half, and tossed him the destroyed device, grabbed his 50 inch plasma and was rocking it back and forth threatening to push it to the ground...breh grabbed a fake tree they have for feng shui as a defensive tool against the bat : heh:
she ended up walking outside and got on the phone...brehs, he moved the reclining chair under the front door knob so she couldnt get back in the house...next thing u kno the police show up...they were able to diffuse the situation and she ended up leaving.
he admitted to me that he got his ass beat...breh got a lil eye jammie and he said if its black when he wakes up that he aint going to work in the morning....
well she see's him on the phone, textin, goin out every weekend n shyt, and she wants him back....and he aint budging, he said its not gunna work so...well today was her breaking point....when he told her that, she punched him in the shyt
just started attacking him...so after he pushed her off, she asked him where they still over and he said yes....she chuckled and walked outside....she came back in the house with a baseball bat and started punching him again...now he grabbing the bat trying to keep her from hittin him...when he finally restrained her, as shes telling him to get his shyt and leave, he walked past her thinking she wouldnt continue to assault him...she cocked back and with a swing as pretty as ken griffey jr himself, struck my breh in the ribcage with a aluminum bat....
he said he just stood there in disbelief holding his ribs for about 30 seconds...he couldnt believe she hit him with a bat...so when he snapped out of his disbelief he went for the bat again, but she was manhandling him and had a death grip on the bat...she was dragging him as he held on the bat and she started stomping him in the face...he finally started acting like a man and was able to take the bat away from her and he threw it in the room...next she reached from the iron and tried to strike him with it...he kept blocking her attempts and roughing her up at the same time...when he restrained her and got the iron, she went in the room and grabbed mr bat again...she started pulling all his clothes out the closet, she smashed a lamp shade with the bat, she took his phone charger, cut it in half, and tossed him the destroyed device, grabbed his 50 inch plasma and was rocking it back and forth threatening to push it to the ground...breh grabbed a fake tree they have for feng shui as a defensive tool against the bat : heh:
she ended up walking outside and got on the phone...brehs, he moved the reclining chair under the front door knob so she couldnt get back in the house...next thing u kno the police show up...they were able to diffuse the situation and she ended up leaving.
he admitted to me that he got his ass beat...breh got a lil eye jammie and he said if its black when he wakes up that he aint going to work in the morning....
