So my buddy and I got pulled over last night...

[Zapp Brannigan]

Note: Nothing about this story surprised me, and I know that it's just the way people are sometimes. Just wanted to tell someone.

We were leaving the hookah bar in Pacific Beach and a cop pulled us over. My buddy Jason(white guy), was driving. After seeing my friend, the cop immediately said, "OH! Don't worry, you're not going to get a ticket! I just wanted to let you know that your back license plate's light is burnt out!" Then he asked my buddy if he had been drinking that night, and he outright admitted to having a beer before we left the hookah bar. His response? "Oh, that's all right, sir! Just as long as you haven't had too much. I'm gonna just ask you to follow my finger with your eyes really quick." So from outside the car the cop does one motion with his finger while my buddy is sitting in the driver's seat, still, and says, "Okay, sir! You're good to go. I just wanted to make sure you were safe. Have a great night, now!" And then he let us go.

I've been pulled over by cops multiple times in the same neighborhood for the same reasons at the same time of night. Every time it happens I get a thorough field sobriety test, a breathalyzer, a pat-down, and my car gets completely searched. I've also never been caught for anything illegal, but that hasn't really stopped much. I had the face the rest of the ride home, and he said, "Dude, pretty sure we were lucky I was driving, right?"

No shyt.

Not to say that I wasn't grateful to just get away from the cop really quickly or anything.

@No_bammer_weed will find this mildly amusing.

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

White privilege bruh

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

White privilege bruh

Yeah, you're right. I guess it just bothers me when people don't notice it.

 

[Black]

white skin is so powerful.

 

[MikeBrownsJob]

Looking out for his own.


Sad thing is if it was you and a black cop he would have accused you as being a rollin 60 crip and told you how much he hated your black skin, black gums and black lips. He would have threatened to blow you head off. Too bad you a bytchless nygga and no nia long is waiting for you.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Looking out for his own.


Sad thing is if it was you and a black cop he would have accused you as being a rollin 60 crip and told you how much he hated your black skin, black gums and black lips. He would have threatened to blow you head off.

I'm Mexican, but if I were black I'm certain that I would have gotten it way worse than my buddy did for sure.

 

[M617]

White guys usually handle their licker better and drive better drunk most of the time and the cop realized he was fine and usually minorities get shaky as hell when pulled over so that obviously leads to more suspishon.

 

[Listen]

Its all relative. Cops where I'm from didn't have many ethnic people to profile growing up, so they profiled you based on music, what you wore etc.

I am white as snow but had a ton of bad experiences with cops, just because I had hip hop playing in my car.

I have also, though, had a ton of close drunk driving calls, and I got off on all of them by admitting I had drank. I know a few cops and half of the time if your borderline, it's the lying that makes them bust you.

I would tell a cop, 'yeah, I had 4 beers tonight, but I started early and waited 3 hours before driving so I thought I had waited long enough' even though I was definitely over the limit and definitely drank more beers than that.

The simple fact of admitting it and making it sound like I put some real thought into it before getting behind the wheel made them take it easy on me.

Or it was just because I was white.

 

[IrishBrother]

You guys are still allowed have a few beers and drive?

Mad.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

White guys usually handle their licker better and drive better drunk most of the time and the cop realized he was fine and usually minorities get shaky as hell when pulled over so that obviously leads to more suspishon.

Some do, some don't. I've seen tiny Asian women handle their liquor exceptionally well, and I've seen burly Irish dudes get drunk relatively quick (shyt was weird).

 

[We Ready]

I got pulled over once and I was shyt faced. Thought for sure I was getting my first DUI.


3 cops on the scene and gave me a test of following a light with my eyes. Never even had me take the full sobriety test.













On the other hand....when my son was little I used to have to take him on a drive to get him to fall asleep. I passed the same cop twice because I was just driving in circles and he pulled me over and asked me what I was doing and I told him just taking a drive to help by infant son fall asleep. This dikkhead takes the flashlight and shines it through the back window in my one years old's face and woke him up. :weready:, I was heated. I didn't even let him finish talking. I said "now I have to start over, I'll be passing you again." I rolled up the window and drove off while that cocksucker was still standing there.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

I got pulled over once and I was shyt faced. Thought for sure I was getting my first DUI.


3 cops on the scene and gave me a test of following a light with my eyes. Never even had me take the full sobriety test.













On the other hand....when my son was little I used to have to take him on a drive to get him to fall asleep. I passed the same cop twice because I was just driving in circles and he pulled me over and asked me what I was doing and I told him just taking a drive to help by infant son fall asleep. This dikkhead takes the flashlight and shines it through the back window in my one years old's face and woke him up. :weready:, I was heated. I didn't even let him finish talking. I said "now I have to start over, I'll be passing you again." I rolled up the window and drove off while that cocksucker was still standing there.

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

Note: Nothing about this story surprised me, and I know that it's just the way people are sometimes. Just wanted to tell someone.

We were leaving the hookah bar in Pacific Beach and a cop pulled us over. My buddy Jason(white guy), was driving. After seeing my friend, the cop immediately said, "OH! Don't worry, you're not going to get a ticket! I just wanted to let you know that your back license plate's light is burnt out!" Then he asked my buddy if he had been drinking that night, and he outright admitted to having a beer before we left the hookah bar. His response? "Oh, that's all right, sir! Just as long as you haven't had too much. I'm gonna just ask you to follow my finger with your eyes really quick." So from outside the car the cop does one motion with his finger while my buddy is sitting in the driver's seat, still, and says, "Okay, sir! You're good to go. I just wanted to make sure you were safe. Have a great night, now!" And then he let us go.

I've been pulled over by cops multiple times in the same neighborhood for the same reasons at the same time of night. Every time it happens I get a thorough field sobriety test, a breathalyzer, a pat-down, and my car gets completely searched. I've also never been caught for anything illegal, but that hasn't really stopped much. I had the face the rest of the ride home, and he said, "Dude, pretty sure we were lucky I was driving, right?"

No shyt.

Not to say that I wasn't grateful to just get away from the cop really quickly or anything.

@No_bammer_weed will find this mildly amusing.

they did that to verbally smack your face

...and c00n want to do to c00n things...crabs in a bucket smh

 

[Blacsmiff]

White friends come in handy in a lot of situations, but the police will treat any black or brown nikka like a white person as long as you come off as a non-threatening c00n.


Say breh, you ever been to that hookah bar called Istanbul on El Cajon Boulevard?

 

[BlvdBrawler]

This has happened to me 3x.