So my gal "slithered" her taste buds inside me last night.

[VerbsNotNice]

Picture this like a Polaroid breh...your boy...thugged out, pantsless..too tall "hi hater" XXXL tee color grenadine still on...dime brizzle head back hanging over the edge of the bed...me booty twerkin...split full of pink tongue tissue...scrotum pulled taught...right before I erupt...them boys come thru the windows with beams and smoke...I slowly lose my grip on reality as red and blue lights spin in the distance...

 

[ChrisDorner]

What the fukk are you talking about

 

[Mowgli]

Picture this like a Polaroid breh...your boy...thugged out, pantsless..too tall "hi hater" XXXL tee color grenadine still on...dime brizzle head back hanging over the edge of the bed...me booty twerkin...split full of pink tongue tissue...scrotum pulled taught...right before I erupt...them boys come thru the windows with beams and smoke...I slowly lose my grip on reality as red and blue lights spin in the distance...

Damn you look flabby n sick in the span of 6 years. Hilarious.

 

[Azul]

Someone translate this shyt for me please. I don't speak "high"

ETA: You were "booty twerkin" breh?

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

Verbs The GAWD

 

[Roadie pipeher]

welcome back breh..seems like you ate a hippo or two..by your avi..

 

[AZBeauty]

LMMFAO

 

[Vagina Thief]

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

What the fukk are you talking about

this virgin ass bama lost

 

[DallasTxRep]

 

[Born2BKing]

 

[DreadHead P]

Just readin that made me very uncomfortable, luckily I know what kind of fuccery to expect from Verbs

 

[VerbsNotNice]

Somebody fill the new folks in

 

[The ADD]

 

[-G$-]