So my mom is finaly accepting that her cousin is gay

[intruder]

The homophobia in old-school Caribbean folks
These mofos will convince themselves sh!t aint real when it's so obvious. Either that or they know deep down and refuse to talk about it because they know violence will erupt.

So the sh!t came up and my mom dropped this bombshell on me and my sister on some "so i hear..". Me and sis just laughed at her like @ "hear"
I was like "mom, we never talk about it but both me and <my_syster> could have told you this DECADES ago. Now, Whether auntie still living her own lie or simply refuses to believe her only son is gay all this time that's on her. The mofo is in his 40s. Only time i seen IN THE PRESENCE of a girl with a girl it was this gorgeous darkskin hottie which I later found out was actually related to us"
My mom walking around all mad talking sh!t as if she wanna do something to the dude. I'm like

 

[YeLovesBoston]

Coli ain't the place to talk about homosexual family members

 

[Drake is God]

 

[Yehuda]

She lost.

 

[Raptor]

I have like 60 cousins or something, apprently 5 percent of people are gay, so Im bound to have atleast 2 gay cousins.

 

[intruder]

I have like 60 cousins or something, apprently 5 percent of people are gay, so Im bound to have atleast 2 gay cousins.

hmmm ill never know how many cousisns i have. But of all the ones I know this one has always been the obvious one.

Don't get me wrong there was a time that i lied to myself too thinking "nah he aint gay he's just a little but effeminate". But since moving to Atlanta and being there the past 10 years i learned one thing: If you think they are gay, it's okay to assume they are until proven otherwise.

I know it's prejudice as hell but it's one of those things that straight black men have to live with in ATL And you can be friends with a gay person. No biggie. but just saying

 

[Mowgli]

No disrespect to your mom's but it's disappointing to see how soft she's become in her age. Age is supposed to bring wisdom not tolerance.

 

[intruder]

No disrespect to your mom's but it's disappointing to see how soft she's become in her age. Age is supposed to bring wisdom not tolerance.

I CANT FRONT. You're right. My mom can be an extreme homophobe sometimes. My dad despised homosexuals too but my mom takes it to a whole other level. I'm on the "live and let live" side of things

Once i was hanging out with my mom and someone else (cant remember) and we saw these little gay boys walk by and my mom said the following in a low tone of voice as to not be overheard by strangers "Look at this nonsense. Oh if my son turned out to be gay i think I would kill him my damn self" The look on her face was like times 10
Had me thinking like "thank God for my p*ssy addiction"

 

[Osmosis]

Damn shame about your cousin

 

[NasirJr]

So about that sister of yours....

 

[intruder]

So about that sister of yours....

What about her?

 

[Verbal Kint]

I have like 60 cousins or something, apprently 5 percent of people are gay, so Im bound to have atleast 2 gay cousins.

Highest legit estimate is 3%.