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:lolbron: experts taken from Hogans second book

It was August of 1977. I'm gearing up for my very first match,with no idea how the whole thing's gonna go down. I truly didn't know if I was gonna get killed in that ring or what. For all I knew, someone else would try to break my leg the way Matsuda did in the beginning. I had no Idea what would happen, and nobody told me a thing.

The day before the big match, Pat Patterson stops by Matsuda's gym. "Hey, Terry," he says, "why don't you come down to the Sportatorium tomorrow and we'll ride down to Fort Myers together." :ehh:

I didn't care one way or the the other about the fact that he was gay. I was just psyched that a big wrestler like that would reach out to me. :wow:

So I get into a car with Pat and Buddy the next day, and Pat says, "Hey, you know, this is a big night for you." :mjpls:
"Yes, sir, it is, Mr. Patterson.":smile:
"Well, this is your initiation night.":ohhh:
"Oh man, this is gonna be great, I can't wait!" I acted all pumped :lolbron:, but like I said, I was really scared. I was so worried about getting beat up, or what I'd have to do to win, or if I'd wind up losing my first time out.

"Well,you know what?" Pat says. "We got you in the car 'cause we've been chosen to initiate you tonight. ":shaq:
I said, "what do you mean ?" :upsetfavre:
"Well," Pat says, "we've got about a hundred and fifty miles to go, and before you get to the arena you have to give one of us a blow job.":yeshrug:
"You have to give one of us a blow job before you get to the building,,'cause that's your initiation before you wrestle,"he says. :ehh:

I was completely taken aback. "Well, I can't do that, you know, I'm_I've never done nothing like that. I'm not gay. I can't do that!" :unsure:
They both got real serious. "Well,you have to do it.":ninja2:

"I'm not gonna do it!" :weirdo: I was horrified. I was so upset. All this time I've done nothing but prepare for this night and they're telling me I have to do this thing that I can't possibly do or they won't let me wrestle my first match? It was seriously fukked up.

"I can't do this. This is fukked up," :no: I said. I just wanted to wrestle, and they took advantage of how seriouso and focused I was. They tortured me.

It was the longest car ride of my life. On top of worrying about the match, how I'd do, if I'd look like a fool in front of a stadium full of people, they put this fear into me that they wouldn't let me wrestle at all if I didn't do this horrible thing. As we got closer and closer to the stadium, I just refused, over and over. Finally we were pulling into the parking lot, and they still wouldn't let up.
 
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"Okay," they said. "Since you didn't give one of us a blow job before your match, we're gonna have to tell all the other guys that you failed your initiation. So after your match, in the shower in the locker room, everybody's gonna grab you and fukk you in the ass." :sadcam:


Again there wasn't even a hint that they were kidding. This whole wrestling experience had been so barbaric, you know? So I get in the locker room. It's total silence. No one says a word to me. I get suited up and tie up my new boots, and I go out to wrestle Brian Blair. :snoop:

Brian was under orders to do a twenty minute "Broadway" :scheme:, no one told me that of course. After twenty minutes of this brutal battle, finally I hear ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. I'm exhausted. I'm all bruised up. Instead of basking in the moment. I'm only thinking about one thing: Now I've gotta go back in the dressing room and fight for my fukking life. :pacspit:

I was so worried and upset, there were tears in my eyes. I'd thrown everything in my life away for this dream of Wrestling. :evil:

My music career was gone now :ehh: I was shaking practically bawling, thinking, I don't wanna be a wrestler anymore. :ohmy:

All I could do was get ready to face my fate as I pushed through the doors and stepped into the locker room- Where all of the wrestlers were waiting with beers in their hands. "Congratulations! You Made it !:troll:

What the hell? They were cheering for me. :wow:

The rib was over. The whole thing had been a big goof at my expense . :laugh:
 
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