So, Pat Patterson tried to induct Hulk Hogan into his Halls of fame (smilie edition)

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

re-reading through the thread listening to cocaine cowboys soundtrack, trying to take everything in

This was my shyt:


So dramatic

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

I remember during one of those brawls where everybody came out, JR is calling the action furiously and just casually goes "A low blow to Patterson, thats his dream come true"

 

[Lord Poison]

Pat Patterson debuted in Montreal, Quebec in 1958 as "Pretty Boy" Pat Patterson, an effeminate wrestler who wore red lipstick and pink trunks and was accompanied by his pet Poodle.

Patterson is a Roman Catholic, and was an altar boy. He expressed an interest to a priest in becoming one himself, but was advised it wouldn't work, because he was "too adventurous".

"was a ten time tag team champion in San Francisco with a variety of partners"
>San Francisco
>variety of partners

 

[patscorpio]

its not like patterson is known as a shooter or a legit tough guy...out of all the stories about him ive never read any of him getting his ass whooped for all this shyt...closest was when i was reading an article about shooters and how patterson had a match with luther lindsay who was one of the great veteran shooters...he wanted to lead the match and was telling lindsay some of the stuff he wanted to do in the ring..so lindsay had to tie him up in holds until he blew up and knew his role lol

 

[HipHopStan]

 

[GOATpernick]

Legendary bump

 

[TheWhackMamba]

@Scotch Hall appearance

 

[Cheech&Chong]

Ya I wonder how many dudes fell for this "rib".

OK guys we've been trying to get Hogan to blow pat for 2 days, it ain't gonna happen. Time to tell him we were all foolin

 

[HipHopStan]

I forgot that we had a Pat Patterson smiley. Holy shyt.

 

[jwinfield]

Patterson is a Roman Catholic, and was an altar boy. He expressed an interest to a priest in becoming one himself, but was advised it wouldn't work, because he was "too adventurous".

You know it's bad when a Catholic priest has to tell an altar boy he's too much of a pervert

 

[El Cocodrilo]

Just came back in here to say

Everytime I see this thread title I am a little disgusted and extremely entertained

thx @Scotch Hall

 

[Scotch Hall]

@Scotch Hall appearance

Just came back in here to say

Everytime I see this thread title I am a little disgusted and extremely entertained

thx @Scotch Hall

 

[Scotch Hall]

The year is 1997 Shawn Michaels is at his peak and Pat Patterson is back on the writing team. The city is L.A and Vince being in a coke binge you can overhear the smooth bassline and vocal stying of Yasuko Agawa

So let me take you back in time..........

Pat Patterson: Shawn Micheal

Shawn Michaels: *ignores Patty and looks for Sunny*
Pat Patterson: *now serious* I SAY SHAWN MICHAEL!!!!



Shawn Michael(s): In an almost mocking mood taunts Patterson. This was in the era of Soma and Attitude .

Vince McMahon: So how big was it DAMMIT!

Pat Patterson: *Ever the showman doesn't tell McMan about how Shawn rejected his deposit *

Vince McMahon:

Shawn didn't fall for the rib Jack i mean