So, tell us about your last encounter with a white cop!

[Groanman]

Cop hit the lights and the siren in what looked like a unmarked police car.
I pulled over.
Both hands on the steering wheel.
I'm looking through the door mirror and I watch him creep up with his hand on his weapon.



Cop: "You know why I pulled you over?"
Me: "No."
Cop: "You cut me off back there!!!"
Me: "I don't think I cut anyone off but if I did, I apologize."
Cop: "License and registration, please."

(mere seconds later)

Cop: "Oh!!! You're an organ donor?!"
Me (not remembering if I signed away my precious organs): "Uhhhh, yeah."
Cop (hands me back my shyt): "Have a nice day."
Me: "You too."

 

[SirReginald]

Cop: Hi

Me: Why, hello Mr. Officer

Cop: Have a good one and stay outta trouble ya hear

Me: Yes sir

Cop: Now go back and play ball

Granted I was 12, so about nine years ago.

 

[Farrinto]

Got let off with a warning due to being in (Army) uniform

 

[Lost His Smile]

I was questioned about setting off the pharmacy alarm at a store I worked at because I was trying to find my "supervisor" who was passed out somewhere because I gave him some benzos for the night (half of the night crew was on some shyt. Some of us benzos/opiates and others weed). After work his step dad, who had to come drive him home, came up to me on some "if you ever give him drugs again blah blah blah theres gonna be trouble".

 

[StretfordRed]

Let me off from beating up some guy.

Can't complain

 

[Mass]

Cop wrote a me 100 $ ticket.

I come outside as he's writing like "bro come on I just had to run in here and grab my food that's a lot of money just let me off"
"It's too late -_-. I already wrote it. *as he's still writing* "
Me : aight cool.
*gets in car*
*cop smirks*
Me I'm thinking to myself ... go ahead and pull something I been in the army for about five years now so ... let's see where this goes ... (I never told him I was in the army ... I WANTED him to do something dumb)
*comes to window to hand me ticket*
*other cop homeboy walks up with flash light and peeks in car*
Ticket writing cac: "I wrote you a ticket because you double parked in a bus lane, *hands it to me* "
Me: "cool bro, thanks."
Him: *steps in front of car at a weird angle*
Me: "you got anything else you want to say to me, or am I good bro?"
Him: *long pause while smiling* ...... your good
Me: "cool" .. drives off ...



Next experience was better in a different town ...

I BLEW through a stop sign cuz I didn't see it ... dude pulled me over ... asked me what was I doing and comING from where?
I told him I was coming from my girl crib on so m so Ave and I really didn't see the sign ... if you saw me go through I know you saw me slow down and look left and write because there were five intersections n im lost as fukk and I looked left and right for all of them.... he days ok n starts laughing .. writes me a warning and told me to throw it away n just be careful...

City cops are the worst ... basically .

When I was younger I got shoved up against a wall n shyt n I hadn't done a got damn thing ... I remember I was crying n shyt cuz I was fourteen n literally hadn't done a fukking thing ... dude was all in my pockets n shyt and threatening me n my boy n then they finally let us go..

Bruh I got so many cop stories it's sad.

 

[Gunshi]

july 3rd last year, had bbq at the crib, my wife friend and her bf got into it, wifed called cops......cops came to the crib and asked the only black person "whats the problem" overlooked everyone else and came straight for me....

 

[Groanman]

july 3rd last year, had bbq at the crib, my wife friend and her bf got into it, wifed called cops......cops came to the crib and asked the only black person "whats the problem" overlooked everyone else and came straight for me....

Good lord, man!

 

[The Mad Titan]

Last encounter with a white cop was last year problem 2 months after I got my car in may.


It's the one in my Avi and at the time no one really had one.


I was on my way to the gym in the "white part of town" it was dark and I was on the hwy back road with no lights. Cop proceeds to pull up on side me look over in the car then fall back and put on his lights.

At this point I'm like ohhh man here we go, its pitch black and this white cop is pulling me over for no reason on the side of the hwy with no one around.

So I pull over and the cop get's out comes to the door and shines the line in I have the window roll down and the 1st thing he ask me is so "Where are you going?" In my head I'm like bruh really, but I hit him with the I'm going to the gym. Very next question is "So is this your vehicle?" Again in my head I'm like But i jut say yes. So he looks at me looks in the back seat and then says "You should go home its kind of late for you to be out"

Mind you its like 8pm

 

[NoMorePie]

Me and my friend were walking across the street in some residential neighborhood. Noticed a cop car gaining more speed for some reason so we increased our speed to get to across the street to avoid the car and then the cop started going all fast and furious just to catch up to us.

He stopped both of us and asked us why he started running

I'm like it's because you started speeding up for no reason. Like 10 seconds later he randomly got out the car and started sprinting towards a catwalk.

Turns out he was looking for some next guy who was trespassing on some property. The guy he caught legit tried climbing over the wall in a catwalk just to avoid the cop but failed . when the cop was done with him and put him in the cop car he just drove off and I'm like "have a good day officer"

 

[Chris Cool]

cop: you know why i pulled you over?

me: no.

cop: you made a left turn out of the parking lot, didn't you see the sign? it was right there.

me: my bad officer, i used to live here but don't come around often, i guess i forgot. actually saw you before i made that turn though, i didn't do it on purpose.

cop: can i see your license and registration.... *looks at license and back at me*woah you put on some weight huh?

me: () yeah... so you're gonna give me a ticket?

cop: yeah

me: c'mon officer i stared at you for 5 seconds before i made that turn, you were in the kfc parking lot. i ain't do it on purpose i was just oblivious.

cop: I'll tell you what, I'm going to write you a ticket, don't pay it, go to court and i won't show up. the case will be dismissed.

me: thanks officer i appreciate it.



go to court 3 months later and he was a man of his word.

 

[Black]

prolly about 8 years ago cop pulled me over for driving too slow I was drunk as shyt driving with a cup of vodka in my hand. Cop says man you were driving like you're drunk. He says have a great night and gets back in his car and pulls off. I'm thinking is this a joke I'm sure he could smell the alcohol in cup not to mention I spilled some.

 

[BrehWyatt]

Pulled over for expired license plate (a co-worker of his, also white, had done the same thing to me like three days before this one), plates had been expired for months. The first time, I didn't know (mostly because I don't put shyt in the trunk so I don't spend time looking at the back of my car).

Both times, let off with a warning.

 

[Pineal Gland]

I got pulled over doing 95 mph at 3am on my way home from a bar that I worked at. I was not working that night and I was drunk.

Cop: You seem to be in a rush tonight, where ya goin?

Me: I had a long day at work, I'm just trying to get home

Cop: At 3 in the morning?

Me: I work at ___, I'm a bartender

Cop: You make anything for yourself?

Me: Just a couple of beers:ulyin:

Cop: License and registration

Me:

Cop: (Takes a looong look at it) fukk it, you're almost home. Drive slow and be safe

Me: I will, thanks