I just finished watching WWE Raw on my tablet via a “first row” stream from the airport lounge at O’Hare while waiting for my flight back to the east coast. I can’t believe what a failure tonight was. For starters, no one joined in the #OccupyWWE movement outside of the arena. I never had this problem at east coast venues, but I guess Chicago doesn’t care about wrestling as much as New York, Boston or even Bridgeport, Connecticut. I stood up for myself and for all likeminded fans outside the Allstate Arena in my SinCaranonymous mask to protest the general direction of WWE these days. This was especially crucial in light of the numerous problems in WWE these days.
I’ve protested PPVs, Raws and SmackDowns. I’ve been to Stamford to protest outside of WWE headquarters. I’ve even journeyed to the WWE Shop warehouse to take a stand during the holiday shopping season. I’ve had some support at events on the east coast. I’ve been mocked and ridiculed, ripped off and abandoned. I had given up all hope for the change the WWE needs until I saw the winds of change blowing with the #hijackRaw movement. It turns out it was just the winds of shyt. I booked myself a flight to Chicago to bring the WWE Universe the occupation it so desperately needs. You all bytch and moan about the product, but you still put your money in Vince Kennedy McMahon’s pocket. Thousands of you strolled past me with your tickets for Raw tonight costing dozens of dollars each. You wore your WWE Authentic ‘rasslin’ shirts in public. You all are paying Triple H and Stephanie McMahon’s children’s trust funds at $9.99 a month for the next six months with the WWE Network. It makes me SICK.
Voting with your wallet is the only answer. And I’m sure as shyt not going to waste my hard earned trust fund monies on buying tickets into an event or for a streaming service that doesn’t even work. My parents deserve better than that. We are entitled to more than that from World Wrestling Entertainment.
And what did the #hijackRaw movement really accomplish tonight? You marks bought your CM Punk merchandise. You let Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar hold your hand and quell your “passion” in the opening segment of the show. You allowed VKM to appease you by taking the tag titles off of Hunter’s friends and putting them onto internet mark favorites the Usos. You did nothing to get Cesaro over even further. You chanted “This Is Awesome” at REMATCH that hadn’t even begun yet. You sat on your hands then BOOed Emma, one of the hardest working talents at NXT who can actually wrestle. You sat in silence then chanted “Boring” and “This Is Awful” while Christian Cage put on a four star match against Sheamus. You couldn’t cohesively chant anything amusing during the Divas match. You forgot to turn your backs when Triple H and Stephanie were in the ring. John Cena played you all like fiddles with his masterful promo. You mindlessly chanted for CM Punk over more genius from Bray Wyatt.
The coup de grâce was when Corporate Employee and Pawn Daniel Bryan came out and hijacked the #hijackRaw movement by declaring it part of his #YESMovement, meaning it became part of the WWE machine. Triple H and Stephanie owned #hijackRaw and all of you smarks. But they’ll never take #OccupyWWE, at least not as long as I’m alive.
You Chicago fans are the worst that the WWE Universe has to offer. YOU are the problem with professional wrestling today as much as VKM and his doofus children. I hope Daniel Bryan is buried by the Triple H more than he was during the end of Raw tonight. I hope Batista walks out the WWE Heavyweight Champion at WrestleMania after having a ONE ON ONE match with Randy Orton. That is the main event you smarks deserve, because at the end of the day, you accomplished nothing in Chicago tonight. The citizens of Chicago are pawns of the McMahon dynasty. You sporadically and half-assed chanted for one savior that didn’t come. SAVE_US.CMPUNK? Yeah, right. Chicago is no longer a wrestling town.
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at "my hard earned trust-fund money"