So this dude at work tried to cockblock me today.

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I just thought that shyt was funny because I don't fukk co-workers anyway so it was unnecessary.

So the guy just hired a new chick for his department and was bringing her around the office to me everybody and telling them what they do and what she might need their help with. When he got to my office chick was looking at me like :shaq: then she started smiling and licking her lips and shyt.

Dude: This is Chico he's the all around tech dude if you need help with what ever call him.* tries to walk out*

Her: *still staring at me*So if I have this issue I can just come up and see him.:takedat:

Dude::whoa: Nah just come tell me and I'll contact him, no need for you to contact him directly.

Me::comeon:

Everybody from his department and every other department contacts me directly but now he want to come up with this new shyt out of the blue.
 

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Lol, well atleast you know he secretly wants to limit you however he can, and her for that matter.

To be real I think he just trying to keep her for himself. I noticed a while back that he only hires sexy women for his team, he has no dudes and the only ugly broad is one that he inherited when he came in and hasn't fired. But he's hired at least 10 since he's been here and they're all.:banderas:
 

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Lol. Closed mouths don't get fed, Chico.


And why you messing with work chicks anyways.

I don't, between my father work in a human resources department and the dudes I've seen get fired behind p*ssy here I'm not stupid enough to get caught up.

This was her first day and he brought her to my office to introduce me, she just made it real obvious she wanted the D and dude jump in to shut it down before I could say shyt.
 

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To be real I think he just trying to keep her for himself. I noticed a while back that he only hires sexy women for his team, he has no dudes and the only ugly broad is one that he inherited when he came in and hasn't fired. But he's hired at least 10 since he's been here and they're all.:banderas:


Exactly, the bull mad stingy and he out there tryna claim someone with a mind of their own. I don't know that guy though, but anytime i delt with a cockblock, any follow-up interaction with those people is about to become ackward or uneasy. Tell him get off yer toes cause she choosin. Nah don't do that though lol.
 

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I just thought that shyt was funny because I don't fukk co-workers anyway so it was unnecessary.

So the guy just hired a new chick for his department and was bringing her around the office to me everybody and telling them what they do and what she might need their help with. When he got to my office chick was looking at me like :shaq: then she started smiling and licking her lips and shyt.

Dude: This is Chico he's the all around tech dude if you need help with what ever call him.* tries to walk out*

Her: *still staring at me*So if I have this issue I can just come up and see him.:takedat:

Dude::whoa: Nah just come tell me and I'll contact him, no need for you to contact him directly.

Me::comeon:

Everybody from his department and every other department contacts me directly but now he want to come up with this new shyt out of the blue.

I wouldn't assume some shyt, breh. He prob just wanna look good to higher-ups and limit the amount of fukkery goin on in the workplace.:yeshrug:
 

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I wouldn't assume some shyt, breh. He prob just wanna look good to higher-ups and limit the amount of fukkery goin on in the workplace.:yeshrug:

I don't know what his reasons are but like I said it was just funny to me how it happened cause before this duded seemed cool. I'm not trying to let this change shyt or fukk up my money so Ima just :heh: and keep it moving.
 

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damn this dude sounds like a loser. you can't lead a mule to the well then catch feelings that he tries to drink.
 

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Bang her.
Then send that guy a pic of her naked ass in your bed just to prove a point.
Then quit that job and go somewhere else.

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