So, uh... do you guys think this is an orgy invite?

[Zapp Brannigan]

I got a Facebook invite by this "super-spiritual" lady who's all into the Tantric arts and stuff. She used to massage me back when I had my shoulder injury.

I had to look up what "dinner puja" meant. I wasn't about to risk showing up like: "All right baby, lemme get some of that dinner puja comin' my way. I'm HUNGRY tonight."

Oh, also, would you go? Just to see what it was about? I'm kinda curious to see where she's gonna take this. The attendees are kinda hot, too, so hey. Bunch of cougar types in their late 30's, early 40's looking to rekindle their "sexual energies" maybe?

 

[The Nigerian]

YOLO.

 

[Blacsmiff]

This is 100% a sex party.

 

[concise]

Puja (Hinduism) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

sounds like another name for a voodoo ritual

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

This is 100% a sex party.

Yeah... I already know a few of the women going. They do their yoga and pilates, that's for sure.

 

[Morethan1]

i forget the name of the place but it's like 4 miles from the crib.

yes its a sex party

 

[newworldafro]

as long as you are exclusively "cuddle"ing with the opposite sex...I would check it out......and if you've seen the pictures then bring condoms in case you slip up...

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Puja (Hinduism) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

sounds like another name for a voodoo ritual

Eh, that doesn't bother me more than any other religious ritual. I'm not religious at all so it all kinda registers the same with me.

 

[Mr. Negative]

yeah it's a new age orgy.

They smell horrible, but the drugs are great.

 

[martin payne]

time to eat

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

yeah it's a new age orgy.

They smell horrible, but the drugs are great.

What differentiates a new age orgy from other orgies? And what kind of drugs will they have? Would they be cool with my special friend, Molly?

 

[Mr. Negative]

Puja (Hinduism) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

sounds like another name for a voodoo ritual

yeah, this is DEFINITELY not sexual innuendo.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

time to eat

Time to dine on that PUJA.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

yeah, this is DEFINITELY not sexual innuendo.

 

[DStyles]

"We need your $45 check"

Times that by 9 and let's see,

$405

Yeah that's an orgy all right