So, uh... do you guys think this is an orgy invite?

[The_King_of_Everything]

I wonder if there is any spirtual gatherings in DC?


Now that I think Bout it never mind I don't want an STD

 

[Doctor Gonzo]

Hey, life is like a hurricane.

Here in Duckburg

 

[Non Sequitur]

Here in Duckburg

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

Okay, I've worked out, showered, and eaten.

This would best be described as a "spiritual gathering" for people to meet and connect with others on another level. In other words, it was an excuse to get laid by one or two attractive strangers dressed up in fancy, pretty words and burning sage. I didn't mind. The women there were about... I'd say 22-45, all in good shape because they all ate organic food religiously and were committed to their yoga and pilates. Think somewhere along the lines of younger yuppie girls or bored suburbanite white women. I was the youngest guy there and definitely in the best shape, so it felt good to be the hot commodity.

We started with some tantric exercises and some food. Whatever, I like food. I went along with it. They paired me up with the youngest girl there and we started chatting. She was an ultra-hippie student at UCSD studying chemistry. I brought some MDMA with me, so we both took a pretty generous amount. We were then instructed to look into each other's eyes and not actually touch each other. After the pill started to hit, it became extremely unbearable until the people telling us what to do told us that we were finally free to go at it.

If people were not able to really enjoy themselves with their original random partner they were given, they were allowed to seek others. Another woman, probably about 30 I'd say, decided to ditch her partner and came over and started massaging the girl who was riding me. My first girl was rolling pretty hard at that point so they dove right into each other. To be nice, I gave the new girl a pill, too. I'll spare you the details because this is starting to get a little graphic (unless you really, really want to hear them), but it was a good time.

After that came the "cuddle party," which was basically a prolonged afterglow with desert food. I was happy to get my money's worth. I was also happy to have avoided banging any of the older ones without having to hurt any of their feelings.

So I guess it wasn't really a full on "orgy," rather than a three way with a couple of spiritual types with other people having sex in other parts of the room. Sorry if it's a little anti-climactic, a little weird, but I'm definitely not complaining. Would I do it again? Yeah.

what are the details?