GoddamnyamanProf
Countdown to Armageddon
And they expect people to care and watch? 
What they should do instead:
-Ryback WINS title at TLC, creating great interest among both marks and smarks as everone wonders what they're gonna do
-After a couple weeks (you can play up that he got really beat up at TLC) a still recovering PUNK storms into interim GM's office and demands he gets his rematch at the Rumble. Vickie or whoever tells him sorry, but THE ROCK is already guaranteed a title shot at RR for no reason other than he declared it in a promo months ago. Obviously this further infuriates Punk and plays right into their rivalry.
-GM then says since Punk wants a rematch so bad he'll get it....TONIGHT! No DQ
Punk is like 
-Typical 12-minute Punk-Ryback match w Reeves mostly dominating, he sets Punk up for Shellshock when THE SHIELD again run in and attack Ryback. He fights them all off but Punk comes back with a chairshot, then gets Ryback up for the GTS. Suddenly CENA comes
down the ramp for the save, causing Punk to drop Ryback. Cener slides in the ring picking up the chair as Punks run away to the outside. Cena yells and points at Punk for a moment, then TURNS AROUND AND SMASHES RYBACK TO HELL WITH THE CHAIR :vince: Ruthless agression is displayed on Ryback with the chair, Stone Cold style. Cener then lifts him on his shoulders and gives a typical Cena shyt-eating smug smirk to the camera as the boo's reign down. AA. Cena leaves and and a stunned Punk crawls back into the ring and REGAINS THE TITLE.
-This sets up Punk-Rock at RR while Cena feuds with Ryback, bringing him legitamacy and getting Cena out of stupid Clair Lynch storylines. Obviously also finally turns Cena, making his buildup and feud with Rock at Mania 100x more interesting and realistic.
What they should do instead:
-Ryback WINS title at TLC, creating great interest among both marks and smarks as everone wonders what they're gonna do
-After a couple weeks (you can play up that he got really beat up at TLC) a still recovering PUNK storms into interim GM's office and demands he gets his rematch at the Rumble. Vickie or whoever tells him sorry, but THE ROCK is already guaranteed a title shot at RR for no reason other than he declared it in a promo months ago. Obviously this further infuriates Punk and plays right into their rivalry.
-GM then says since Punk wants a rematch so bad he'll get it....TONIGHT! No DQ
Punk is like -Typical 12-minute Punk-Ryback match w Reeves mostly dominating, he sets Punk up for Shellshock when THE SHIELD again run in and attack Ryback. He fights them all off but Punk comes back with a chairshot, then gets Ryback up for the GTS. Suddenly CENA comes
down the ramp for the save, causing Punk to drop Ryback. Cener slides in the ring picking up the chair as Punks run away to the outside. Cena yells and points at Punk for a moment, then TURNS AROUND AND SMASHES RYBACK TO HELL WITH THE CHAIR :vince: Ruthless agression is displayed on Ryback with the chair, Stone Cold style. Cener then lifts him on his shoulders and gives a typical Cena shyt-eating smug smirk to the camera as the boo's reign down. AA. Cena leaves and and a stunned Punk crawls back into the ring and REGAINS THE TITLE.-This sets up Punk-Rock at RR while Cena feuds with Ryback, bringing him legitamacy and getting Cena out of stupid Clair Lynch storylines. Obviously also finally turns Cena, making his buildup and feud with Rock at Mania 100x more interesting and realistic.
so dumb
Yeah that's not even kind of what's going on in this thread. Run along, Shortbus.
