Back in 7th grade ya boy was in class chillin, talkin, the usual. 
Class didn't even start yet so people were still coming in the door. My boy Nathan came through the door as I was talking to my Ex-Girlfriend at the time and he slapped me on the back of the head with 1 of these.
BOINK goes the notebook across my noggin.
So anyway, I did what any real nikka woulda did and 2 pieced him. 1 punch to the chest, 1 to the gut.
Mind you, I said Nathan was my boy so it wasn't like I was about to deliver him the biscuit so it was all cool....
Til the cac teacher Ms. Mager slid through the door after she saw what she saw like
I'M FED UP WITH THIS CLASS.
Nathan and I was like
it ain't that serious but she just could't process that we were playing around.
How bout this lady goes and snitches to the dyke English teacher like we was supposed to be scared
Anyway, long story short, I was suspended along with Nathan for 3 days.
First and only time being suspended tho, unless yall wanna count me getting sent to detention for missing like 17 homework assignments in the 4th grade

Class didn't even start yet so people were still coming in the door. My boy Nathan came through the door as I was talking to my Ex-Girlfriend at the time and he slapped me on the back of the head with 1 of these.
BOINK goes the notebook across my noggin.
So anyway, I did what any real nikka woulda did and 2 pieced him. 1 punch to the chest, 1 to the gut.
Mind you, I said Nathan was my boy so it wasn't like I was about to deliver him the biscuit so it was all cool....
Til the cac teacher Ms. Mager slid through the door after she saw what she saw like
I'M FED UP WITH THIS CLASS. Nathan and I was like
it ain't that serious but she just could't process that we were playing around. How bout this lady goes and snitches to the dyke English teacher like we was supposed to be scared

Anyway, long story short, I was suspended along with Nathan for 3 days.
First and only time being suspended tho, unless yall wanna count me getting sent to detention for missing like 17 homework assignments in the 4th grade

The only time I ever got in trouble at all. I was squeaky clean in HS.

it was much less violent tho)
the teachers and the school faculty liked me
yall nikkas wild AF 