“So...When are you guys gonna start making babies???”

[JohnStarksMiddleFinger]

Why is this an acceptable question to ask new couples


Me and my girl just became official and her friends constantly bombard me with that question, or slip it into every conversation and comment it everytime we have a pic on social media.


I’m glad they feel like I’m an acceptable guy for their friend,

but let me live my life,

Why do girls do this?

 

[African Peasant]

Nice humble brag thread.

 

[Shoog Shatmi]

Maybe you are a good-looking couple.

 

[JohnStarksMiddleFinger]

Nice humble brag thread.

Are you lonely? I’m sorry

 

[TL15]

your girl has had abortions in the past she hasn't told you about

 

[JohnStarksMiddleFinger]

Maybe you are a good-looking couple.

Yeah but shyts mad awkward. I know I’m not the only one that experience this. It’s always the go-to response for new couples


I’m not trying to have any conversation about kids anytime soon.

 

[Collateral]

Her friends are asking y’all when you having a baby? And you guys just became official? You need to check her friends.

 

[JohnStarksMiddleFinger]

your girl has had abortions in the past she hasn't told you about

shyt.

 

[Mr.bocario]

Why is this an acceptable question to ask new couples


Me and my girl just became official and her friends constantly bombard me with that question, or slip it into every conversation and comment it everytime we have a pic on social media.


I’m glad they feel like I’m an acceptable guy for their friend,

but let me live my life,

Why do girls do this?

If you guys are married it’s makes since

But if your just gf/bf that’s ah pretty irresponsible thing to suggest

 

[street heat]

because your girl has probably been telling them shes ready to have a child

 

[GoldenGlove]

You should be like, "When she lets me cream pie her, that's when"


...or say, "I can't have kids, sperm count is too low" just to fukk with them


Now you got options, how you respond is on you now

 

[Clay Puppington]

Surface level - You said y'all became official so the next step (in they eyes, at least) is marriage and kids.

Beneath the Surface - Her friends think y'all would make attractive kids, your girl probably been bytching to her friends about wanting to have a man / child and her friends couldn't keep it low, they tryna see how you react to the question so they can relay it back to her later, all her friends might have, want, or are expecting kids.

Conclusion: You'll never know.

 

[BrokePhiBroke]

So y'all just became boyfriend and girlfriend

Not ENGAGED OR NEWLYWEDS

and they asking about KIDS

 

[JohnStarksMiddleFinger]

because your girl has probably been telling them shes ready to have a child

Yikes, well I already felt obligated to have the “Your friends are tripping, we are to fresh to be even saying the word baby” talk with her


Side note we’ve been official for almost 3 months

 

[JohnStarksMiddleFinger]

So y'all just became boyfriend and girlfriend

Not ENGAGED OR NEWLYWEDS

and they asking about KIDS

Girls having babies everyday now. That shyt must be the norm. I’m just trying to be boo’d for a good while