So you can get your 15 year prison bid reduced to 5 if...

[aXiom]

You decide to live here..

You'll always have fresh water, a small row boat and fishing equipment, one phone call per week, 24 month supply of food, after which you must find your own. Unlimited supply of books and all current world updates is via news papers, no internet access. You are 100 miles from any type of land, civilization and any type of shipping/transport routes so swimming or rowing free is not an option. There's a 5 mile free reign radius, any further out is shark infested.

You can have females over to spend the night, but every female you have over, a month gets added to your time and you lose a month's worth of food.


Do you take it, or do the 15 with 3 square meals

 

[Luck]

What about phone calls, communication with your people?

 

[aXiom]

What about phone calls, communication with your people?

1 per week.

 

[87 others]

I'd love that. I'm introverted as fukk anyway lol.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Can I log into thecoli?

 

[At30wecashout]

Im thinking i would die by month 36 of malnutrition. You can cop all the fish you want, but unless they giving me seeds and shyt, you are fukked anytime scrounging up food doesnt work.

 

[King Poetic]

Can I get black tail magazine??? A unlimited supply of Vaseline?

Tv or xm radio???

If so I can do it..

Plus its not that hard for a female to sneak in steak for me in her p*ssy...so im good

 

[wickedsm]

The 15 sounds luxurious in comparison

 

[Luck]

No contest

Make fishing lines and nets, get good at fishing, catch my own food, have females over every day, grow some tropical fruits / garden, make hooch and I'm winning

I probably wouldn't leave, especially if I had a gym but if not I'd kill it with calisthenics

 

[BaggerofTea]

Sounds like paradise for me

 

[Malta]

@aXiom are videogames and a vast collection of movies allowed


I'd do that over being in a fukking prison either way though, you have freedom of movement and can do all sorts of shyt.

 

[BaggerofTea]

I'd have my girl sneak in some sour d and green crack seeds in her ads and I'm golden

 

[aXiom]

The 15 sounds luxurious in comparison

Depends.. You just had a new born, would you rather see him/her at 5 or 15

 

[BaggerofTea]

I'd have my girl sneak in some sour d and green crack seeds in her ass and I'm golden

 

[PortCityProphet]

Hell yea. No chance of being ass raped by a 300lb man named lil tootie has me sold. No reason not to do it.