So you dating yo girl for 6 months...

benjamin

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And shes the best thing that's ever happened to you ....she domes you up 3 times a day and cooks and cleans and she makes $120k a year and likes to buy you whatever you want...she's everything :blessed:...then one day she tells you that her big bro is getting out of prison today and tha she wants you to come with her to pick him up...you get there and it's atilla or a nikka just like him from the wutang show...do you stay wit her?:usure:

 

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Should’ve put money on his books

seems like a respectable dude so we’d probably get along
 

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As soon as he start acting up...
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Help him get a job

But

If he's a career criminal, then...

Plant drugs in his car

Unscrew his tail light
 

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:childplease: Best case scenario he leave us alone, worst case he getting shot or I’m placing drugs in his car and alerting them boys. Not letting go of that
LOL my Nikka..

You: (in the kitchen and just got off the phone with them people's) :dame:

Atilla: :demonic:(Walks into the kitchen) nikka who was on da phone?:demonic:

You: :mjgrin:My grannie. She sick.

Atilla: :stopitslime:bytch ass nikka..

(Police sirens outside as police pull )

You: :dame:

Atilla: :gucci:Ayo wtf (grabs gun and runs to front window)

You: :skip:(Jumps out back window and runs to the front to assist the police)

Atilla: (looks outside and sees you standing next to police like :hubie:
 

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And shes the best thing that's ever happened to you ....she domes you up 3 times a day and cooks and cleans and she makes $120k a year and likes to buy you whatever you want...she's everything :blessed:...then one day she tells you that her big bro is getting out of prison today and tha she wants you to come with her to pick him up...you get there and it's atilla or a nikka just like him from the wutang show...do you stay wit her?:usure:


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