Dawg I went to a Jamaican party once and prety people everywhere. but that dj wouldn't shut up for one second. Screaming and shouting out negas shoes, jeans, prety girls and simping the mic. it got to a point we disconected the speakers and played music of our phones so people could dance. DUde then asked us to buy him new speakers claiming they don't work. We ended up taking his laptop and hid it by the pool while he went out to call the police He refused to play the songs pl were requesting too
@LeVraiPapisounds just like the guy who I just was tortured hearing.....I'm saying to myself how is this dude playing classic songs like Tamia "Im So Into You" slow R and B ballads.......and shouting like some maniac....
Dude started talking about some shyt about how " when you see a pretty gal....u ask y u sah pretty "(lol sorry im so Americanized I wrote the Patois wrong)
like dude shut up and just play the song![]()
it reminds me of those $2 dollar cab drivers by Jamaica avenue(anyone who is close there will know what I mean) who simp and get thirsty with every random girl who walks by........like nikka do your damn job and speed up the cab line
I bet this DJ that called the Cops is the same type to talk about "stop snitching" the next second![]()
sadly she prety but I just can't stand fake hair 
fake hair, I ll passadly she prety but I just can't stand fake hair
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ehh, i can look past that.... nice smile, nice teeth, slim frame with some nice t*ts.. thats always a winnin recipe right thereI thought my laptop froze and kept on going back up when i tried to scroll through this jk rowling book lol
That nikka was pissed.Dawg, negga had some True Religion jeans on. He was flexing on the mic talking about how much he paid for em. SOme Black Dominican dude screamed out "Those ain't real bro. They're fake. Your trues are atheists. "
That when dude got real heated caling us dirty Caribeans.. WHen dude couldn't find his laptop and we were leaving dude mad as hell but he couldn't confront anyone cuz we were to dep.
Bestratchet party everY al shoulda troled him

Jamaican women are the best, they will have your back like no other. You can easily find a soft spoken jamaican woman like has already been said look country or go for a more uptown girl who don't really chat patois.

Jamaican women are the best, they will have your back like no other. You can easily find a soft spoken jamaican woman like has already been said look country or go for a more uptown girl who don't really chat patois.
