Mexican bytch: Mr.Colilluminati you obviously have the skill set, but you have barely been at your current job for 3 months and your already trying to leave.Prior to that you worked 2 different jobs in the last 2 years.What is it that your looking for?How can we hire you and NOT expect you to leave us right away?
Colilluminati the don: Well honestly I'm the best.
I have ran pretty much every line and every machine from Chicago to Gary.
I have made everything from nails to lunch meat.I'm at a point in my life where my resume speaks for itself and I wont waste anymore time working jobs that don't present an opportunity for me to grow and learn more skills. Check the references I never been fired and I been doing these positions for almost 10 years. How many people walk threw the door and can say they never been fired? 
How many people can say they have taken pay cuts to gain knowledge?
This is all I know and if you don't see the potential just from the resume alone I don't know what else to say.
Mexican bytch: I see the resume and the references have already been called that's how you got the interview.What I'm asking is how do I know you aren't going to leave us in 3 months?We don't have a large turnover rate here.Some people have been on machines for 23 years.
Colilluminati the don: If this company is worth it, in 3 months Ill be here.
Mexican bytch:
I have a couple other interviews and then we'll make the decision
Colilluminati the don: Well alright
Just got the call I have 24 hours to take my drug test
Colilluminati the don: Well honestly I'm the best.
I have ran pretty much every line and every machine from Chicago to Gary. I have made everything from nails to lunch meat.I'm at a point in my life where my resume speaks for itself and I wont waste anymore time working jobs that don't present an opportunity for me to grow and learn more skills. Check the references I never been fired and I been doing these positions for almost 10 years. How many people walk threw the door and can say they never been fired? How many people can say they have taken pay cuts to gain knowledge?This is all I know and if you don't see the potential just from the resume alone I don't know what else to say.Mexican bytch: I see the resume and the references have already been called that's how you got the interview.What I'm asking is how do I know you aren't going to leave us in 3 months?
We don't have a large turnover rate here.Some people have been on machines for 23 years.Colilluminati the don: If this company is worth it, in 3 months Ill be here.
Mexican bytch:
I have a couple other interviews and then we'll make the decision
Colilluminati the don: Well alright
Just got the call I have 24 hours to take my drug test
I don't even know what the fukk they make.
