Sohh I went to church today..........

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fukka cert, nikkas need to start going to seminary. nikkas probably bringing in 100k a month in that den of iniquity:whoo:.

Building was worth probably worth 5-10 million. Had an all black congregation and preacher. Right at the entrance to the building they had two 4 foot cross in lights with the word TITHE in huge letters just in case someone forgot how to spell it :mjpls:

At the end they had the altar call and he told this lady "you better come to Jesus. Whether you gotta crawl, beg, run or fight, come to Jesus!!!"

And when you looked up at the stain glass window this was the person he wanted a black woman and her son to crawl to:

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They also had quotes from Ghandi on the church wall too. The preacher gave a Ghandi quote as well. It wasn't this quote though for some reason :mjpls:

Ours is one continual struggle against a degradation sought to be inflicted upon us by the Europeans, who desire to degrade us to the level of the raw Kaffir whose occupation is hunting, and whose sole ambition is to collect a certain number of cattle to buy a wife with and, then, pass his life in indolence and nakedness

You can't knock the hustle though :whew:
 

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Did you pay your tithes :sas1:. I hate how these big churches take the money they make and put it into a white bank. Then the white banks use that same money to support gentrification of the black community; the same community in which that church is in. So, after the gentrification is over with in the black community; the only thing left is that black church, because white people know that black folks keep believing giving money will get you out of the struggle. Black folks don't think outside of the box.

The last time I went to church was when I drove my mom after she injured her foot; I still walked in late and sat in the back. Best part was went we went to dennys after church.
 

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Did you pay your tithes :sas1:. I hate how these big churches take the money they make and put it into a white bank. Then the white banks use that same money to support gentrification of the black community; the same community in which that church is in. So, after the gentrification is over with in the black community; the only thing left is that black church, because white people know that black folks keep believing giving money will get you out of the struggle. Black folks don't think outside of the box.

The last time I went to church was when I drove my mom after she injured her foot; I still walked in late and sat in the back. Best part was went we went to dennys after church.

:heh:@paying tithes. They gotta 10 million dollar building and they still taking up money for a building fund :mjlol:

That Jesus hustle is :whew:
 

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Think it's been like 15 years since I last went to a church. Can't even remember how shyt goes inside of it.
 

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Think it's been like 15 years since I last went to a church. Can't even remember how shyt goes inside of it.

Still the same fukkery as back then. I ain't fukked with church in like 10-15 years my damn self. It'll probably be another 10-15 years before I go again.
 

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I went to church today too and it's always a :snoop: experience for me from the over dramatic preaching, to the melodramatic audience, to the excessive number of donation requests...I can't take it seriously at all. If you've been to a West African Church you'll know what I mean.

It's a great hustle if you're a true demon though :ld:
 

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I went to church today too and it's always a :snoop: experience for me from the over dramatic preaching, to the melodramatic audience, to the excessive number of donation requests...I can't take it seriously at all. If you've been to a West African Church you'll know what I mean.

It's a great hustle if you're a true demon though :ld:

You just described every church in America :mjlol:
 

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last time i went to church, they had the big screens telling you how to text message your tithes anytime during the month :bryan:I was like :whoo: I need to get into the church game...it's basically a business...I mean the whole church service is strategically planned to evoke emotion and reactions from the people....the preacher like "bring that music in!! :ohlawd:" "turn that music down!!:ufdup:"
 
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