



I'd be so damn ignant shyt ain't even funny
Buy my mom her dream car
Get my dad a fully decked out truck
Get my sis a R8
Get my lil bro a Maserati so he can flex on them HS thots some more
Get my big cousin the newest Mercedes out so she can flex on the gram too.
Pay my big cousin way through med school.
Pay my way through the rest of college
Get mom a house in Spain and move her old ass out there and get her a 20 somethin year old Spaniard with long hair named Domingo or Juan.
Buy 5 cribs and fill em with thots
Buy myself a lambo, rari, BMW, and a firebird
Nah I can't even put into words how ignant I'd get brehs![]()
Love the honesty! Hold this dap and rep.Y'all would never know.You making a thread about it? Balling out of control? Tricking on strippers? What's the plan brehs and brehettes?![]()
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- Havin' a talk with my moms. Finding out how much she owe on the mortage so I can pay that shyt off in one swoop.
- Leave her 5 mill for herself and put her in charge of the 2-5 mill trusts I'd open up for my sis and bro when they hit 30 (fukk a 18 spot, my brother pass that and my sister would more than likely become some rich bytch instagram thot taking selfies and not lookin' to forward her education on some dumb shyt)
- Break aunt's and uncles off on both sides with a half a mill to a mill packages.
- Drop money on the family construction business and buy new equipment and material and give everybody a hundred dollar raise.
- Hire one of my old white drinking buddy from England to 'move' here and be a shadow figure so I can have HIM seemingly bless here with well needed assistance on some old Rocafeller retired millionaire residing in the Caribbean shyt 'cause I don't want nobody to know I got quid like that.
- That would take care of all the primary schools (fukk private), the High school and College on some beneficiary shyt.
- Have him throw money at them c00n ass politicians to move in and fix the infrastructure and shyt, roads, running water, power, etc..
Once all that shyt's done while I lay in the cut and write up a will that leaves everything to my mom's if I perish before her, buy a tiger cub and start buying houses in different parts of the world and just live life as a debauched playboy, chasing trim, catching flights, enjoying music from regions I've only been to for a minute until I eventually find a nice girl, settle down, 3 kids, a few dogs, a boa constricter and be a 'family man' like Guile told me.
