Sohh you win the 1.5 Billi powerball...what now?

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- Havin' a talk with my moms. Finding out how much she owe on the mortage so I can pay that shyt off in one swoop.
- Leave her 5 mill for herself and put her in charge of the 2-5 mill trusts I'd open up for my sis and bro when they hit 30 (fukk a 18 spot, my brother pass that and my sister would more than likely become some rich bytch instagram thot taking selfies and not lookin' to forward her education on some dumb shyt)
- Break aunt's and uncles off on both sides with a half a mill to a mill packages.
- Drop money on the family construction business and buy new equipment and material and give everybody a hundred dollar raise.
- Hire one of my old white drinking buddy from England to 'move' here and be a shadow figure so I can have HIM seemingly bless here with well needed assistance on some old Rocafeller retired millionaire residing in the Caribbean shyt 'cause I don't want nobody to know I got quid like that.
- That would take care of all the primary schools (fukk private), the High school and College on some beneficiary shyt.
- Have him throw money at them c00n ass politicians to move in and fix the infrastructure and shyt, roads, running water, power, etc..

Once all that shyt's done while I lay in the cut and write up a will that leaves everything to my mom's if I perish before her, buy a tiger cub and start buying houses in different parts of the world and just live life as a debauched playboy, chasing trim, catching flights, enjoying music from regions I've only been to for a minute until I eventually find a nice girl, settle down, 3 kids, a few dogs, a boa constricter and be a 'family man' like Guile told me.
 

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I'd be so damn ignant shyt ain't even funny :wow:





Buy my mom her dream car
Get my dad a fully decked out truck
Get my sis a R8
Get my lil bro a Maserati so he can flex on them HS thots some more
Get my big cousin the newest Mercedes out so she can flex on the gram too.


Pay my big cousin way through med school.
Pay my way through the rest of college
Get mom a house in Spain and move her old ass out there and get her a 20 somethin year old Spaniard with long hair named Domingo or Juan.




Buy 5 cribs and fill em with thots
Buy myself a lambo, rari, BMW, and a firebird





Nah I can't even put into words how ignant I'd get brehs:wow:
 

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I'm immediately paying off my college loans. Then I'm helping my parents pay off their mortgage. Pay for my brother and sister college debts for the future. Buy me an apartment on the upper east side. Then getting a new car; and Upgrading from my Camry to a Lexus RX. Then put the rest in Long term security bonds and Blue-Chip stocks.

Use a 100 million dollars on a future trust for my kids. Spend 10 million dollars on non immediate family members. You know the Nikkas that be coming out the woods all of a sudden. Let them split that 10 million and tell them to leave me alone forever. I'm going to make sure there's a contract that goes with it.

I'm going to be extremely conservative with this bread.
 
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I'd be so damn ignant shyt ain't even funny :wow:





Buy my mom her dream car
Get my dad a fully decked out truck
Get my sis a R8
Get my lil bro a Maserati so he can flex on them HS thots some more
Get my big cousin the newest Mercedes out so she can flex on the gram too.


Pay my big cousin way through med school.
Pay my way through the rest of college
Get mom a house in Spain and move her old ass out there and get her a 20 somethin year old Spaniard with long hair named Domingo or Juan.




Buy 5 cribs and fill em with thots
Buy myself a lambo, rari, BMW, and a firebird





Nah I can't even put into words how ignant I'd get brehs:wow:
:russ: Love the honesty! Hold this dap and rep.
 

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-pay off all debt, and all debt for immediate family.
-make sure my lil sis has her college taken care of.
-toss a few mil to mom, dad and immediate fam.

then i'd continue going to work like everything was normal. I'd do all the things I'm scared to do just out of fear of getting fired.
When that got boring I'd probably do some travelling, wouldn't buy a mansion or a bunch of cars but would upgrade all my shyt and go from there.
0% chance I'd go broke or fall into the trap where I'm a walking handout.
 

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- Havin' a talk with my moms. Finding out how much she owe on the mortage so I can pay that shyt off in one swoop.
- Leave her 5 mill for herself and put her in charge of the 2-5 mill trusts I'd open up for my sis and bro when they hit 30 (fukk a 18 spot, my brother pass that and my sister would more than likely become some rich bytch instagram thot taking selfies and not lookin' to forward her education on some dumb shyt)
- Break aunt's and uncles off on both sides with a half a mill to a mill packages.
- Drop money on the family construction business and buy new equipment and material and give everybody a hundred dollar raise.
- Hire one of my old white drinking buddy from England to 'move' here and be a shadow figure so I can have HIM seemingly bless here with well needed assistance on some old Rocafeller retired millionaire residing in the Caribbean shyt 'cause I don't want nobody to know I got quid like that.
- That would take care of all the primary schools (fukk private), the High school and College on some beneficiary shyt.
- Have him throw money at them c00n ass politicians to move in and fix the infrastructure and shyt, roads, running water, power, etc..

Once all that shyt's done while I lay in the cut and write up a will that leaves everything to my mom's if I perish before her, buy a tiger cub and start buying houses in different parts of the world and just live life as a debauched playboy, chasing trim, catching flights, enjoying music from regions I've only been to for a minute until I eventually find a nice girl, settle down, 3 kids, a few dogs, a boa constricter and be a 'family man' like Guile told me.

:obama:
 
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