Some dude tried to molest me brehs?

[CarbonBraddock]

Brehs, i was at this meat festival yesterday and heard kind of a commotion behind me. When i turned around, some pacific ocean of a man had fallen down and they were trying to get him up off the ground. No sooner had i looked when this little short white middle-aged guy came running up to me. He put BOTH hands on my chest muscles like a goddamn woman and said some shyt about can i help them get dude up cause all of them were not man enough to do it. It was seriously like how a dog will leap up on your chest with his paws. I was in shock after dude touched me but the spirit of carbon began to arise within brehs. I felt my right fist balling up, preparing to waste all these mufukkas, but i just ended up going over and helping them and i plopped dude over onto a hotdog stand where he tried to lean on me, but i shook him and rolled. They was fixing to become victims in that bytch brehs cause as ya'll know, i am not with the gay shyt and will not hesitate to take it there. My question is this, has anyone encountered some overtly homo shyt and would i have been in the wrong to just check dude for touching me right then and there? Discuss.

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

Brehs, i was at this meat festival yesterday and heard kind of a commotion behind me. When i turned around, some pacific ocean of a man had fallen down and they were trying to get him up off the ground. No sooner had i looked when this little short white middle-aged guy came running up to me. He put BOTH hands on my chest muscles like a goddamn woman and said some shyt about can i help them get dude up cause all of them were not man enough to do it. It was seriously like how a dog will leap up on your chest with his paws. I was in shock after dude touched me but the spirit of carbon began to arise within brehs. I felt my right fist balling up, preparing to waste all these mufukkas, but i just ended up going over and helping them and i plopped dude over onto a hotdog stand where he tried to lean on me, but i shook him and rolled. They was fixing to become victims in that bytch brehs cause as ya'll know, i am not with the gay shyt and will not hesitate to take it there. My question is this, has anyone encountered some overtly homo shyt and would i have been in the wrong to just check dude for touching me right then and there? Discuss.

Nah nah nah, shut it down

 

[Mandarin Duck]

Brehs, i was at this meat festival yesterday

Stopped right there

 

[Karb]

Ah yes, the weekly "I got hit on by a fakkit" low-key humble brag thread

Last week it was @The Wave

 

[CarbonBraddock]

Nah nah nah, shut it down

mufukka, i mean literal meat, like ham, sausage, pastrami. what the fukk is you talking about.

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

mufukka, i mean literal meat, like ham, sausage, pastrami. what the fukk is you talking about.

I ain't talking bout a got damned thing

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Brehs, i was at this meat festival yesterday and heard kind of a commotion behind me. When i turned around, some pacific ocean of a man had fallen down and they were trying to get him up off the ground. No sooner had i looked when this little short white middle-aged guy came running up to me. He put BOTH hands on my chest muscles like a goddamn woman and said some shyt about can i help them get dude up cause all of them were not man enough to do it. It was seriously like how a dog will leap up on your chest with his paws. I was in shock after dude touched me but the spirit of carbon began to arise within brehs. I felt my right fist balling up, preparing to waste all these mufukkas, but i just ended up going over and helping them and i plopped dude over onto a hotdog stand where he tried to lean on me, but i shook him and rolled. They was fixing to become victims in that bytch brehs cause as ya'll know, i am not with the gay shyt and will not hesitate to take it there. My question is this, has anyone encountered some overtly homo shyt and would i have been in the wrong to just check dude for touching me right then and there? Discuss.

Neg for being a slut. You brought it on yourself. Probably dressed like a moist cupcake

 

[Karb]

Neg for being a slut. You brought it on yourself. Probably dressed like a moist cupcake

 

[Kairi Irving]

mufukka, i mean literal meat, like ham, sausage, pastrami. what the fukk is you talking about.

It don't matter if you were at the Lollipop guild



You clearly a long way from Harlem.


You picking up what im putting down?

 

[Box Factory]

 

[TL15]

I

You picking up what im putting down?

 

[damn_ese]

this thread is pure jokes

OP you know you done

 

[75 Others]

Brehs, i was at this meat festival yesterday.............

Perfect execution.

Nothing to discuss past this my dude. Homie gonna have you grabbing your ankles before Halloween

 

[Diondon]

 

[GhettoTeK]

He "plopped" over to the dude. What did he skip to the dude?