Some sucker gave me 1700 for a watch

[DetroitEWarren]

Scammers and thieves are pieces of shyt

But I do respect scammers more than armed robbers, so not the shortest midget

The people I've robbed, I gave some money back. Never left a nikka with no money in his pocket. I even left a purse on the corner so a chick can get her car keys back.

But I have never stolen some shyt from somebody or some place. Never stole from a store, never stole from a friend or associate or stranger. That shyt is a garbage type hustle and you can't trust a thief who will take some shyt behind your back. I take shyt directly from nikkas, and only if I'm flat broke and need it.

 

[ChatGPT-5]

The people I've robbed, I gave some money back. Never left a nikka with no money in his pocket. I even left a purse on the corner so a chick can get her car keys back.

But I have never stolen some shyt from somebody or some place. Never stole from a store, never stole from a friend or associate or stranger. That shyt is a garbage type hustle and you can't trust a thief who will take some shyt behind your back. I take shyt directly from nikkas, and only if I'm flat broke and need it.

 

[Mystic]

Those ain’t Rolex diamonds/
what the fukk you done to that?

Never listened to Jay but this shyt fire and Sooo fukk smooth

 

[Mystic]

The people I've robbed, I gave some money back. Never left a nikka with no money in his pocket. I even left a purse on the corner so a chick can get her car keys back.

But I have never stolen some shyt from somebody or some place. Never stole from a store, never stole from a friend or associate or stranger. That shyt is a garbage type hustle and you can't trust a thief who will take some shyt behind your back. I take shyt directly from nikkas, and only if I'm flat broke and need it.

What in the new Boondocks episodes is this?