Somebody make this a smilie

[ADK]

@3Rivers

 

[ChrisDorner]

"I'm Tryna bust this nut, girl"

Girl: no thank you

"what I meant to say was, I'm gonna bust this nut, girl"

 

[ChrisDorner]

let's do anal

no thanks

I wasn't asking

 

[ChrisDorner]

damn that ass is fat

that's a tranny

 

[ChrisDorner]

boutta beat my meat *logs onto bangbros*

*this account has been deactivated*

 

[ChrisDorner]

just sent that bytch a dikk pic

*no reply after 3 hours, but she replied quick as hell all day before the pic*

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

This smiley ain't all that.

Make this a smiley

 

[Wildin]

You: "I'm gon' take this booty" grabs her ass outside the club

Girl: **drunk and laughin** heeheehee you wildin **starts gettin pulled toward a tinted tahoe** "ahahaha boy you play too much!"

You:

Her:

Bystanders outside the club:

 

[King Crimson]

@ChrisDorner wins.

 

[3Rivers]

@3Rivers

 

[flo]

Yours is so smooth and mine is so jagged edge

 

[The_King_of_Everything]

*gets home from the club and she says she's about to freshen up, you wait on the couch*




*shes comes out with her hair hat and make up gone*

 

[Money Be Green]