Somebody offers you $20k to tell Michael Irvin the Cowboys are gonna lose but he's fresh off a bowl of frosted flakes and got a belt in his hand.
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you scared of that 56 year old man with a beat up football body who had to retire because of injuries?You decide
levitate
I love you, you know.
What are you saying?
Seems like you missed a word or two in the thread title.
Seems like you missed a word or two in the thread title.
I used to do track and went to state. I can still run pretty fast. 
I'm just an observer in this situation
Is that Michael Irvin???
The fukk is he doing with that belt?! 
MalaKai
Luv is Luv
@ Thread title
RhodyRum
Mark Gassed-A-Heaux
What in the wide world of homoerotic, bdsm-inspired fanfiction is ah-going on here? 
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As a Miami Hurricanes fan and the daughter of a Cowboys fan, who loves the Playmaker, I'd do it in a heartbeat. If he wants to put hands on me for my opinion, he's gonna get a lawsuit. Easy peasy
Anyways, this is going to be a good game
Anyways, this is going to be a good game
Elim Garak
Veteran
I would gladly do this for 20k.
I'd do it but I'd offer him a book of recipes to calm him during the verbal exchange.
VegetasHairline
Veteran
There's brehs on here that would probably do it for free!
Nah you gotta stand there and argue with him for at least 5 minutesI used to do track and went to state. I can still run pretty fast.
What in the wide world of homoerotic, bdsm-inspired fanfiction is ah-going on here?
breh YOU are the one taking it to some other shyt. Imma tag you in my next thread tho 
It's a cage match with a moose, all you get is a strobe light 
RhodyRum
Mark Gassed-A-Heaux
Nah you gotta stand there and argue with him for at least 5 minutes
You spent this glorious afternoon imagining a scenario where shıt may go left with a coked-up, hypersexual athlete who's been the coverboy for a gay magazine holding a leather strap in his hand and ready to use it on you
If that doesn't scream "repressed desires" then I dunno what does, Chief
I've never seen that pic brehYou spent this glorious afternoon imagining a scenario where shıt may go left with a coked-up, hypersexual athlete who's been the coverboy for a gay magazine holding a leather strap in his hand and ready to use it on you
If that doesn't scream "repressed desires" then I dunno what does, Chief
The thread is just me letting my randomness take over, it's finna be a series. Get used to it 
That cage match with a moose is coming