Somebody Sold Summer Walker Fake Weed in Miami

[Tommy Lee Jones]

Any time I been out of state or on vacation I always find weed, especially in Miami. How do you get finessed this bad lmao.
Her voice also makes her sound pretty slow and tranny.

ou know that time in middle school when you and your dipshyt 13-year-old friends decided to buy weed from the intimidating high schooler with the black Sharpie-painted fingernails, but when you got home, your older sister told you dweebs it was just a bunch of oregano?

That just happened to emerging R&B star Summer Walker right here in the Magic City.

"Watch out Miami," the artist shared on an Instagram story, now published to Twitter. "They out here selling people oregano seasoning, $75 for some grass."


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Walker is one of the brightest stars in today's urban pop game, but she's not burning anything after this gaff. Her autumn hit "Playing Games" peaked at number 16 on the Billboard Hot 100 in October, but according to fans on Twitter, the poor girl just played herself.

The general public has not always been kind to the 23-year-old from Atlanta. Last year the performer canceled a string of planned tour dates (including one in South Florida), citing ongoing issues with anxiety and mental health. Fans poked fun at her "empath" excuse when she canceled scheduled meet and greets and accused her of "faking" her awkwardness when she uncomfortably accepted the award for Best New Artist at the 2019 Soul Train Awards.

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All those old ghosts have risen once more in the Twitter comments surrounding her weed snafu. The poor girl is just trying to chief some cheba to help with her anxiety, but what can you do when a full-grown woman doesn't know the difference between parsley and purple kush? Her friend or handler is probably the real one to blame, but let it be known: no star is safe from these shady Miami marijuana dealers
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Replying to @popestrange @topshottavonnn
You walked off without looking at itttt howwww

 

[Diondon]

Well, now she can make a fire lasagne

 

[Stacks]

That shyt looks like crispy seaweed

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Ummmm I am no expert but if it doesn't come in nuggets it's not weed or it is really really shytty weed. In either case, you don't buy it. Especially not for $75.

 

[Tommy Lee Jones]

That shyt looks like crispy seaweed

Looks like oregano.

Edit: def leaves in there looks like some seasoning or something.

 

[Mastamimd]

Publicity stunt because she can't be that stupid

 

[Tommy Lee Jones]

Publicity stunt because she can't be that stupid

Wtf kind of publicity stunt is this? Not even like mainstream media would report this story. She just got got and her and her team are retarded.

 

[ThaEruditious]

Ugh... She does sound like a tranny

Btw, I hope she didn't make the transaction herself because this just makes her look dumb as fukk.

 

[Nobu]

damn, dont they know she needs that medicine for her social anxiety? Performance bout to be cancelled

 

[Mastamimd]

Wtf kind of publicity stunt is this? Not even like mainstream media would report this story. She just got got and her and her team are retarded.

Hey I'm just trying to give her the benefit of the doubt.

 

[Dad]

 

[West Coast Avenger]

Pay $75 for some oregano bruhrette's........

 

[Theodoresolderbreh]

buy broken up weed from strangers (or at all) brehs and brehettes

 

[Tommy Lee Jones]

Funny thing is when I did find some tree in Miami it was fire and I was fukked up. Whoever got this for her must of set her up or don't know shyt. Even the worst weed smells like weed, this shyt probably smelled like grass.

 

[tuckgod]

Ummmm I am no expert but if it doesn't come in nuggets it's not weed or it is really really shytty weed. In either case, you don't buy it. Especially not for $75.

Exactly.