Someone give me real world dialogue of "passive aggression "

[Klyk21]

I know you guys say white people do this the most but i can't recognize it. Give me some dialogue if you brehs dont mind

 

[aXiom]

You're a pretty fakkit.

 

[Remote]

Person A: You going to Steve's party?
Person B: Nah, I'm tired. I wouldn't go to that bytch boy's faq festival anyway.

 

[Klyk21]

More!

 

[FeloniousMonk]

A person who comes on shy, coy, cool, down to earth etc, yet will incorporate that persona with a certain undertone of brashness or disdain.

Ya nicca Erkle from 'Family Matters' was VERY passive aggressive...nice guy who didn't give a fukk..

 

[Taadow]

Person A: "Good morning, I brought coffee for everyone!"
Everyone: "Oh, that's so nice!"
Person B: "Oh...there's a cup with everyone's name on it but mine..."
Person A: "Oh yeah...I remember 4 years ago when I bought coffee you only drank half of it
then you threw it away, so I just presumed you wouldn't want any..." *smiles*

 

[OH SOHH TRILL]

Boss: What do you think of Steve
Co-Worker: Steve's great. I mean, he's late a few days a week and steals stuff from the mailroom, but he's a great worker.

 

[Taadow]

Girl A: "Ooooh...is that new skirt?"
Girl B: "Yeah, I TOTES got a great deal on it!"
Girl A: "It's a little trashy for me, but it looks KEE-YUUUUTE (read: "cute") on you gir'FRIENNNNND..."

 

[Klyk21]

Person A: "Good morning, I brought coffee for everyone!"
Everyone: "Oh, that's so nice!"
Person B: "Oh...there's a cup with everyone's name on it but mine..."
Person A: "Oh yeah...I remember 4 years ago when I bought coffee you only drank half of it
then you threw it away, so I just presumed you wouldn't want any..." *smiles*

So its kind of nonchalant then....hmm.

 

[R.O. Double]

1/3rd of sarcasm is passive aggressive.

 

[Taadow]

Husband: "Wow...this is some bomb-ass dinner..."
Wife: "Is it...so you mean it don't have too much Garlic Powder now?"
Husband: "Oh my god...WHY YOU BRINGIN' UP THAT OLD STUFF?? I SAID THAT IN 1995!!"

 

[Perpetual Beast]

Person A: "Good morning, I brought coffee for everyone!"
Everyone: "Oh, that's so nice!"
Person B: "Oh...there's a cup with everyone's name on it but mine..."
Person A: "Oh yeah...I remember 4 years ago when I bought coffee you only drank half of it
then you threw it away, so I just presumed you wouldn't want any..." *smiles*

Mmmmmmmm talk to em !!

 

[atlbound]

Its not only verbal though

Ive seen white workers at work purposely fukk up some foreign clients paper work just out of spite and then pretend it was an accident. Stuff like that...

 

[flea]

Husband: "Wow...this is some bomb-ass dinner..."
Wife: "Is it...so you mean it don't have too much Garlic Powder now?"
Husband: "Oh my god...WHY YOU BRINGIN' UP THAT OLD STUFF?? I SAID THAT IN 1995!!"

You're good at this breh

 

[Taadow]

You're good at this breh

I'm kinda scaring myself. lol

Wife: "Hey Paula told me to tell you "hi"...
Husband: "Oh word?"
Wife: "Yeah we just came from shopping for swimsuits. She probably got more out of it
because she's got those big big t*ts, you know?"
Husband: "Hmm?"
Wife: "C'mon, I know you've noticed them..."
Husband: "I guess they are now that you mention it..."
Wife: *storms out*