Someone said Michael Jordan couldnt play in today’s NBA because….
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That is not the reason. 
@NYC Rebel
The REAL REASON is that his prized Lou Pickles Jeans are BANNED from every arena for being a fire hazard.
@Heretic
@NYC RebelThe REAL REASON is that his prized Lou Pickles Jeans are BANNED from every arena for being a fire hazard.
@Heretic
Diondon
Thanks to the lawyers uh, I marbled the foyer
Ha ha ha hee hee hee
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Oh, what’s the matter? Don’t like jokes that are made about your childhood heroes? You gonna cry now? You gonna pick up your ball and head back to the crib?
I bet you’d be hee-hawing and slapping your knee if Bron was the butt of the joke.
What made Michael Jordan great is his drive. His competitiveness was unmatched. It was fueled by spite and hatred. The coaches that passed on him created a monster. He admitted to it in a speech. He would kill the game just as he did back then.
His only adversary was old age.
His only adversary was old age.
I mean I could repeat the exact same line you just gave as evidence that he was probably being treated favorably by the media
You mean narrative-based accolades?
There were far greater defenders than him during those seasons who just didn’t get recognized the same, for obvious reasons.
That is not the reason.
The REAL REASON is that his prized Lou Pickles Jeans are BANNED from every arena for being a fire hazard.
MJ WOULD AVERAGE 50 PPG EASY IN TODAYS SOFT ASS LEAGUE
Good defenders foul.He also couldn't defend without fouling
Bad/Lazy defenders don't foul.
You got 6 of them. Use them to your advantage. (without getting into foul trouble)
LebronsHairline
AKA Chief Green Leaf
And tequila