Someone slaps you then asks to run the fade....but then

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Damn. Get slept by a naked faqqot ass niqqa then get teabagged live on Worldstar as you get your zzzzzzzs.

This is fukced up Breh.

Even if you try to step off, what's to stop him from jumping on your back.

I believe you have to fight. Not only fight. You HAVE to win.

Do you then teabag him? I never ever say this but today it's warranted:

NO HOMO
 

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so you just gonna eat the slap breh?
O I got slapped?

the rage will take over and I'll destroy right there with no fukks given if he's naked.

I'll just use anti naked jiujitsu. A penis can only hurt my pride, jiujitsu hurts bones
 

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So you gonna rear naked choke a naked man? :wow: you putting the hooks in too? :usure:
no I would get the takedown with a trip or punch or judo throw, Pass the gay open guard, get the knee on belly and then punch his teeth through the back of his neck
 

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Being naked doesn't mean you can't get your snot box rocked. All that o I'm psycho im crazy Im naked shyt dint work on me.
I think most men don't want to tussle with a naked man.

As most MMA fighters tell you.....you will never know where the fight might end up, and that naked man might have some sick NCAA D1 wrestling credentials and shoot that single leg take down, then go for the mount. :huhldup:
 

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I think most men don't want to tussle with a naked man.

As most MMA fighters tell you.....you will never know where the fight might end up, and that naked man might have some sick NCAA D1 wrestling credentials and shoot that single leg take down, then go for the mount. :huhldup:
If I learn I'm outmatched on the ground I'll get back to my feet and dip.

I'm not fighting any D1 wrestlers on angel dust
 
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