"Sorry I'm late, that traffic was crazy :mjgrin" gotta be the most flagrant overused excuse in all of nikka history

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Seriously, can you think of a more blatantly bullshyt excuse regardless of the situation? I've heard this exact phrase uttered in my life going along with a goofy ass grin so many times in my life I'm annoyed by it every time I hear it. I'm at the salon under the dryer and this goofy breh strolls in with the :mjgrin: reciting the exact same phrase in the title, word for word, bar for bar. Even I'm looking at him like :martin:i can only imagine what his stylist is thinking/feeling.



tl;dr traffic is always fukked up in the middle of the day in major cities, nobody wants to hear about how you failed to account for DAILY TRAFFIC and was late to your appointment thereby pushing everybody else's appointments back






Chile it couldn't of been me, I would've rescheduled that ass 💅🏽💁🏽‍♂️
 
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Move to Toronto and try to be on time.

shyt I left for work Sunday morning. Had to catch multiple busses and a streetcar, only to be abandoned long before my work because of a marathon. Caught an Uber and had to sit in traffic for another 30 mins because the marathon ran through the middle of the city, and spent $35 on the ride... A trip that takes 45 mins on a weekend, and 30 at most during the week took 90 mins.

You can plan, you can leave early, but you can't account for sudden road closures, construction, or subway delays because someone jumped on the tracks
 

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Move to Toronto and try to be on time.

shyt I left for work Sunday morning. Had to catch multiple busses and a streetcar, only to be abandoned long before my work because of a marathon. Caught an Uber and had to sit in traffic for another 30 mins because the marathon ran through the middle of the city, and spent $35 on the ride... A trip that takes 45 mins on a weekend, and 30 at most during the week took 90 mins.

You can plan, you can leave early, but you can't account for sudden road closures, construction, or subway delays because someone jumped on the tracks

is that what ya'll call a taxi/ride share :dahell:
 
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